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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2023, 10:17:21 AM »
That explains it. I guess you also haven’t been to the sheva brachos where the guy goes on and on with the joke about buying the shvigger an electric chair, beating her with a baseball bat, the father in law buying the eidim the mercedes for letting his shiver die, etc. in front of two unamused mother in laws and an embarrassed audience…
Ouch. Sounds like Lurker is right, if we're holding by such crazy jokes. Once you start with games, it will end up with Twister with the Shver.

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2023, 10:56:18 AM »
That explains it. I guess you also haven’t been to the sheva brachos where the guy goes on and on with the joke about buying the shvigger an electric chair, beating her with a baseball bat, the father in law buying the eidim the mercedes for letting his shiver die, etc. in front of two unamused mother in laws and an embarrassed audience…

Definitely not standard but I’ve seen a lot.

Oh my goodness, same goes for the lengthy speeches. I'd choose a game instead any day indeed.

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2023, 02:20:37 PM »
Any of this stuff is better than the video once posted of a Sheva brachos with some Spanish singers playing  feliz navidad and everyone in their streimlach clapping asking.
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2023, 03:03:44 PM »
Any of this stuff is better than the video once posted of a Sheva brachos with some Spanish singers playing  feliz navidad and everyone in their streimlach clapping asking.

What does Navidad mean literally?
Navidad f (plural Navidades, generally capitalized) Nativity; the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas; the feast day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2023, 03:07:21 PM »
Some shtreimel wearers are makpid to use the fur and the brains of the animal
Lol.

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2023, 09:04:10 PM »
in a similar vein, looking for sheva brochos theme, like fish-you caught your catch, shoe- b'shu tova youve found your pair, chess- you've found your mate, fire- what a match... any others?
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2023, 09:48:30 PM »
in a similar vein, looking for sheva brochos theme, like fish-you caught your catch, shoe- b'shu tova youve found your pair, chess- you've found your mate, fire- what a match... any others?
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2023, 10:27:07 PM »
coffee-the perfect blend
cute, better for a dairy event tho
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2023, 11:31:59 PM »
cute, better for a dairy event tho
I have no question that chat gpt would come in really handy for this

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2023, 12:53:37 AM »
I haven’t seen games at a Sheva brachos either. I’m not against the concept, just never heard of it.
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2023, 01:09:22 AM »
I have no question that chat gpt would come in really handy for this
really? never played around with it. what would be the prompt?
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2023, 01:28:20 AM »
cute, better for a dairy event tho
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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2023, 06:15:38 PM »
Does someone have lyrics (Homemade or Professional) for a sheva Brachos english song that can be sung to a simple tune (like Vzakeini etc) obviously would customize just looking for a starting point.. Please PM if you have something

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Re: Sheva brachos game
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2023, 06:23:42 PM »
Does someone have lyrics (Homemade or Professional) for a sheva Brachos english song that can be sung to a simple tune (like Vzakeini etc) obviously would customize just looking for a starting point.. Please PM if you have something

T.T.T.O. Up Up & Away (Marvelous Middos Machine)

 
When I asked, for my chance,
   A few words to say,
The Chosson started sweating,
   He began to pray,
Of all the Chossen’s Maalos,
   I will begin to tell,
But Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay,
   I know him all too well.

Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   What more can I say,
Moishe’s gotten married,
   Getting on with life,
Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   His whole life’s on display,
There’s only one thing I could wish him,
   It’s “Good Luck” to his wife.


What goes unmatched, is the Chossen’s,
   Level of Dveikus,
His head was in a Sefer,
   Throughout his whole trip to Las Vegas,
When it comes to doing Chessed,
   He knows of just the Zach,
What a major Einfall,
   His internet Gemach.

Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   What more can I say,
Moishe’s gotten married,
   Getting on with life,
Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   His whole life’s on display,
There’s only one thing I could wish him,
   It’s “Good Luck” to his wife.


His Dikduk in Mitzvos,
   Is really tops,
He makes Kiddush every week,
   On the finest schnapps,
Being such a Mevater,
   He always gets the blame,
And the number one Masmid,
   Never missed a baseball game.

Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   What more can I say,
Moishe’s gotten married,
   Getting on with life,
Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   His whole life’s on display,
There’s only one thing I could wish him,
   It’s “Good Luck” to his wife.


In caring for his health,
   Moishe has it right,
He always makes sure to sleep,
   Twelve hours every night,
And to never lose his Frishkeit,
   He is always Shomer,
He starts his Bain Hazmanim,
   The week of Lag Be’omer.

Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   What more can I say,
Moishe’s gotten married,
   Getting on with life,
Oy Yoy Yoy Yoy Vey,
   His whole life’s on display,
There’s only one thing I could wish him,
   It’s “Good Luck” to his wife.


His talents in Shmuzing,
   Are always kept in tune,
He’s Mashgiach in residence,
   Of the coffee room,
Being such a Bakie,
   Not just Bi’nogaya sports,
He wrote the coffee ratings,
   For Consumer Reports.