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Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 188048 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #960 on: Yesterday at 06:20:48 PM »
Peach won't work? :P
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That is what I said.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #961 on: Today at 10:03:12 AM »
Can you explain the order.
It's clearly an inside Chabad joker saying this list. You can go to the Ask a Lubavitcher thread if clarification is needed.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #962 on: Today at 10:04:59 AM »
1 - You think Eden Golan is a proud Jew.  :P
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #963 on: Today at 10:07:43 AM »
1 - You think Eden Golan is a proud Jew.  :P

No, that's how you know you're already OTD.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #964 on: Today at 10:17:40 AM »
No, that's how you know you're already OTD.
How can you go off, if you were never on? :)
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