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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #720 on: December 09, 2016, 09:13:40 AM »
You know what's funny? I actually paused before I sent that because I thought there should be a comma there but then I didn't end up putting it in.
The fact that you thought about comma placement puts you miles ahead of the pack.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #721 on: December 09, 2016, 09:29:49 AM »
The fact that you thought about comma placement puts you miles ahead of the pack.
Ik, I just wish some others would start to be a little more cognizant.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #722 on: December 09, 2016, 10:15:22 AM »
Ik, I just wish some others would start to be a little more cognizant.
Ik?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #723 on: December 09, 2016, 10:17:04 AM »
Ik?
Cut me some slack, typing on my phone can get annoying.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #724 on: December 09, 2016, 11:42:05 AM »
Cut me some slack, typing on my phone can get annoying.
Maybe we'll cut you some flack.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #725 on: December 11, 2016, 02:24:31 AM »
Cut me some slack, typing on my phone can get annoying.
you going to blame this on the phone too? :) [/size]
[/size]Are you telling people that they must be humble about their options?

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #726 on: December 11, 2016, 02:25:40 AM »
you going to blame this on the phone too? :)

Yes actually I am, you know good and well that I meant opinions
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #727 on: December 11, 2016, 02:52:17 AM »
Yes actually I am, you know good and well that I meant opinions
I guess your phone is missing a "."?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #728 on: December 11, 2016, 02:52:59 AM »
I guess your phone is missing a "."?
Emoji negates the need for a period
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #729 on: December 11, 2016, 02:55:35 AM »
Emoji negates the need for a period
I guess I was sleeping during English 101 when that was taught.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #730 on: December 11, 2016, 02:57:27 AM »
Emoji negates the need for a period
Cut me some slack, typing on my phone can get annoying.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #731 on: December 11, 2016, 02:57:54 AM »
I guess I was sleeping during English 101 when that was taught.
I don't think they had emojis back when you were taught English 101. It was really a joke but many people don't put periods when there is an emoji at the end of a sentence.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #732 on: December 11, 2016, 02:58:31 AM »
Maybe we'll cut you some flack.
Lol
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"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #734 on: December 12, 2016, 01:51:36 AM »
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Clusterphobia. The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group,

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #735 on: December 12, 2016, 02:01:30 AM »
Clusterphobia. The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group,
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #737 on: December 14, 2016, 02:41:08 AM »
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #738 on: December 14, 2016, 02:43:01 AM »

That's the worst you could find?  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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