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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #61 on: November 22, 2018, 11:15:42 AM »
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Letís be very careful this Thanksgiving not to get too caught up in the festivities and forget the finer details of the day.

One must have a Kzayit of turkey past plag on thanksgiving, but should ideally wait for nightfall.

A turkey may be roasted, grilled fried, or cooked in any manor וכל המרבה הרי זה משובח.

One who eats packaged cold cut turkey has fulfilled his obligation בדיעבד, and there are those who say the you can even be יוצא with salami as its contents is majority turkey.

Women are exempt from watching football as itís considered a מצוות עשה שהזמן גרמה (a positive time dependent mitzvah), but they are obligated in watching the Macyís Day parade as they too are involved in the parade.

One who forgot to watch football or who was otherwise incapacitated with the necessities of the day may do tashlumin (make up) with NFL replay but must watch the games in the order of their broadcast. One who does tashlumin with NFL shortcuts is called a sinner but has never the less fulfilled his obligation.

One who does not tell over the story of the Pilgrims arrival in Plymouth Rock during the Thanksgiving meal has has not fulfilled his obligation of the day.
Every participant of the meal should see themselves as if they had left England. We are noheg to act out the interaction between the pilgrims and the Indians. Pilgrim hats are not absolutely necessary והמחמיר תבוא עליו ברכה

Everyone must be thankful for at least two things but no more than four as being thankful for too many things is considered יוהרה. One must express what he is thankful for itís not sufficient just to think of them. דברים שבלב אינם דברים.
Pies and cobblers should be the last food consumed on thanksgiving and should be eaten before midnight

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #62 on: November 22, 2018, 11:19:58 AM »
How big (or small)?
Only 16lbs this year.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #63 on: November 22, 2018, 11:21:00 AM »

In which manor will you eat your turkey?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #64 on: November 22, 2018, 11:21:33 AM »
In which manor will you eat your turkey?

Just dont break any bones

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #65 on: November 22, 2018, 11:23:22 AM »
Just dont break any bones
Say what? You never heard of the Turkey Wishbone Tradition? Are you a Communist?  :)
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #66 on: November 22, 2018, 11:46:51 AM »
Stuffing vs Dressing
For argument sake stuffing is cooked in the bird and dressing outside the bird.
Which do you prefer?
Stuffing for me!!!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #67 on: November 22, 2018, 12:08:21 PM »
Stuffing vs Dressing
For argument sake stuffing is cooked in the bird and dressing outside the bird.
Which do you prefer?
Stuffing for me!!!

DW doesn't make stuffed turkey, but she makes a delicious stuffed chicken. Definitely stuffing over dressing.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #69 on: November 22, 2018, 03:50:38 PM »
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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #70 on: November 22, 2018, 05:34:53 PM »
Take me out back and shoot me. I am stuffed.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #71 on: November 22, 2018, 05:41:46 PM »
Take me out back and shoot me. I am stuffed.
And I'm starved @work
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #72 on: November 22, 2018, 05:52:03 PM »
NAKBA Day in the US....Native Americans Killed by Americans. When someone asks you why you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, tell them you observe a day of mourning in solidarity with your native American countrymen
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #73 on: November 22, 2018, 06:03:06 PM »
And I'm starved @work
It is a Holiday. What are you doing at work?
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #74 on: November 22, 2018, 07:35:08 PM »
It is a Holiday. What are you doing at work?
Ask my #%^$&* boss.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #75 on: November 22, 2018, 07:51:44 PM »
Ask my #%^$&* boss.
Boss Dan are your employees required to work today?  :)
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #76 on: November 22, 2018, 07:58:47 PM »

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #77 on: November 22, 2018, 08:02:20 PM »
Hashem?  :o
no he didnít capitalize the b in boss
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #78 on: November 22, 2018, 08:38:55 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« Reply #79 on: November 22, 2018, 08:46:36 PM »
Boss Dan are your employees required to work today?  :)
If I had any employees I'd let you know.
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