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1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
6. answer a question with a question
7. extreme amount of kindness
8. too busy blaming each other for their problems to actually do something about them...
9. fall for the dumbest MLM and other stupid get rich quick schemes
10. מיכאל מימין מהלל, וגבריאל משמאל ממלל, בשמים אין כקל, ובארץ מי כעמך ישראל
11. jew people.
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13 things Jews do all the time.
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:23:50 AM »
This is too important of a topic not to have its own thread. What we have so far:

1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
   
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2015, 12:35:38 AM »
This is too important of a topic not to have its own thread. What we have so far:

1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
   

Which one of the 13 am I doing if I let you know that there are only five so far?

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2015, 12:35:44 AM »
This is too important of a topic not to have its own thread. What we have so far:

1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
   

What are the other 8?
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2015, 12:36:51 AM »
What are the other 8?
answer a question with a question, should make the list...

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2015, 12:38:01 AM »
Which one of the 13 am I doing if I let you know that there are only five so far?
What are the other 8?
This is too important of a topic not to have its own thread. What we have so far:
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2015, 12:39:02 AM »
Arrange tornadoes.

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2015, 12:39:43 AM »
Arrange tornadoes.
Going to need a little background on this one.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2015, 12:41:39 AM »
Scum people

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2015, 12:45:31 AM »
Scum people
I hope that was a typo and not sure that is true.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2015, 12:45:50 AM »
Going to need a little background on this one.
what the career troll doesn't get that one.

There's the famous insurance joke about one chassidishe telling his friend that he's awaiting his insurance money for his house that was destroyed by a tornado and his friend replied "what I know how to arrange a fire but not a tornado"

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2015, 12:49:13 AM »
Please ignore those that are here just to disrupt and important topic.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2015, 12:49:45 AM »
Going to need a little background on this one.
the joke goes 3 guys are sitting around on the beach in florida the first says you know i just made a lot of money my factory had a fire and insurance payed me the second says you know I just made a lot of money I had a flood in my factory ... the third says you know that's interesting i just made a lot of money too from insurance don't ask it was crazy a tornado hit my factory so the other guys turn to him and say how do you make a tornado?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2015, 12:52:15 AM »
An extreme amount of kindness.
Or is this thread dedicated to cons?

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2015, 12:52:46 AM »
This is too important of a topic not to have its own thread. What we have so far:

1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
I think the thread title has to be modified to "Orthodox" Jews

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2015, 12:53:35 AM »
An extreme amount of kindness.
Or is this thread dedicated to cons?
No
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2015, 12:56:18 AM »
Chessed!

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2015, 12:56:44 AM »
Please ignore those that are here just to disrupt and important topic.
What? Explain please

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2015, 12:58:44 AM »
Jews:
6) Give Maaser
7) Give away SSN to anyone who asks
8) Think that everyone is anti-Semites
9) Harm other Jews more than anyone else
10) Eat chulent 8 days a week
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2015, 05:46:53 AM »
I think the thread title has to be modified to "Orthodox" Jews

"Orthodox"??
What does this have with orthodox??
Was Maidoff orthodox? There have been plenty (too many actually) non orthodox scammers throughout Jewish history

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2015, 06:08:28 AM »
"Orthodox"??
What does this have with orthodox??
Was Maidoff orthodox? There have been plenty (too many actually) non orthodox scammers throughout Jewish history
Huh? Have you missed the boat?