Trump or Clinton?
Go independent
I'm going on an overnight trip. I know I need to take my toothbrush. What else?
I'm robbing a liquor store. Only have space for 10 bottles. Any recommendations?
Woodford, Elijah Craig, Macllen 25 red cask...
Just go for the GC rack!
Never saw one of those in a liquor store.
Take the $100, buy a nice steak, flush it with bourbon, vote for trump, now take the Motrin for the headache you got by voting for trump, flush it with more bourbon, now you are ready to rob the store to get more bourbon. That should solve everyone's problems here.
Remember to brush your teeth before going to bed, I highly doubt they have good toothpaste in jail.