Via @shmulyt:
-Matisyahu took off his Yarmulke. Everybody reacts in their own way to the Trade Joe's chocolate chip incident
-First matisyahu shaved his beard. Then he removed his kippah. Next he's scheduled for rhinoplasty to detach his Jewy nose!
-How far has Matisyahu strayed from his Jewish roots? This weekend, he plans to go fishing and camping
-Matisyahu has strayed so far from his Jewish roots, he now refers to his Bubby as nana.
-I'm ok if Matisyahu doesn't want to be religious. But if I find out he shops retail, I will be heartbroken
-I should have realized Matisyahu's Judaism was in danger after he kept using the #melovebacon hashtag