Prime Rib anyone?
I was once in a Jewish Chabad center in the far East for a fast. The Asian worker was very concerned and started giving me advice about what to eat first, what not to eat etc. I said "lady, we do this 6 times a year, I know how to do this on my own".
I guess Muslims are entitled to some sort of opinion on fasting, do Catholics have any "fast days?"
Judging by your suggestion, I'd assume not.