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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Offline coralsnake

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1020 on: May 19, 2015, 11:21:16 AM »
Quote from: A3 on May 19, 2015, 10:34:03 AM
I looked on my passengers car seat this morning,
I thought it was full of fish scales, got grossed out for a half a second.
Really it was the sticky stuff from gift cards I pulled off while driving last night.
lol. You gotta stick those back inside the packaging.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1021 on: May 20, 2015, 11:07:01 AM »
..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1022 on: May 20, 2015, 11:15:09 AM »
Quote from: CS1 on May 20, 2015, 11:07:01 AM
..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.
x 60
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1023 on: May 20, 2015, 11:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Toasted on May 20, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
x 60

no wonder they're selling out. My conf email says, "in process" -- what does your's say?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1024 on: May 20, 2015, 11:20:47 AM »
Quote from: CS1 on May 20, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
no wonder they're selling out. My conf email says, "in process" -- what does your's say?
Date   Order #   Type   # Items   Total   Status
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   10   $96.11   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   25   $266.97   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   3   $47.01   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   25   $266.97   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   4   $42.71   In Process

BTW, Didn't see the cc's in NPGS last week. Still selling there?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1025 on: May 20, 2015, 11:44:58 AM »

Quote from: CS1 on May 20, 2015, 11:07:01 AM
..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.

My husband wonders what I do at work all day if I have time for every deal :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1026 on: May 20, 2015, 11:50:18 AM »
Quote from: 3yummyboys on May 20, 2015, 11:44:58 AM
My husband wonders what I do at work all day if I have time for every deal :)
I wonder the same thing... :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1027 on: May 26, 2015, 09:20:18 PM »
You go into Target. Spend 2k and the same song is still on the radio 📻
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1028 on: May 29, 2015, 06:12:25 PM »
the printer runs out of paper & you are happy....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1029 on: May 29, 2015, 06:33:53 PM »
Quote from: Chapshnell on May 29, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the printer runs out of paper & you are happy....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1030 on: June 05, 2015, 06:31:43 PM »
amex is sponsoring your music collection for the foreseeable future
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1031 on: June 05, 2015, 06:34:36 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 06:31:43 PM
amex is sponsoring your music collection for the foreseeable future
or at least %50...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1032 on: June 05, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:34:36 PM
or at least %50...
Unless you buy individual songs instead of whole CDs
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1033 on: June 05, 2015, 06:40:02 PM »
Songs cost $5?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1034 on: June 05, 2015, 06:40:48 PM »
Quote from: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:40:02 PM
Songs cost $5?
5 songs might. They don't let you buy a few at a time?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1035 on: June 05, 2015, 06:41:41 PM »
IME that's 5 purchases
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1036 on: June 05, 2015, 07:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
IME that's 5 purchases
:(
for google play AND itunes?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1037 on: June 07, 2015, 02:51:50 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 07:26:57 PM
:(
for google play AND itunes?
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1038 on: June 07, 2015, 08:21:43 AM »
Quote from: David R on June 07, 2015, 02:51:50 AM
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.
Thanks!

Anyone know how google play works?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1039 on: June 09, 2015, 10:32:20 AM »
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
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