"hasn't been able to follow the mets in 9 years let alone watch a game until last week"
No, you do not deserve a moment. In the back of your head you were always a fan. A fan for when ever this day came. Chatzi Shiur bandwagon.
A die hard would follow even when team isn't all Murphed up...
disagree. A TRUE fan only watches when the team is good. when they are bad it's too painful. Those who watch even when the team sucks have a deep insecurity about their loyalty to the team and as such do not know how to leave. Sort of how a REAL man ....
...Please fill in the most misogynistic line you can think of here. I have quite a few, but, as this is an open forum, I don't want to say anything too horrendous(ly funny that is).