Author Topic: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread (Read 380115 times)

Dr Moose · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2015, 12:54:27 PM »

Hey guys, if you really want a @KingJames @cavs jersey I can arrange 20% off in our @CavsTeamShop :) Photo cred: PD pic.twitter.com/hn0igovgxK
— Dan Gilbert (@cavsdan) June 9, 2015

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2015, 06:03:17 PM »

Look closely at the reflection...

Something Fishy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 12, 2015, 05:54:12 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/609410457468837888

Chaikel · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2015, 09:29:30 PM »

My all time favorites

#1: I'm not saying Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim, but what if my name was Yoel Abraham Glickstein and I said I wasn't a Jew?
— GSElevator (@GSElevator) August 7, 2012

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@Yehuda · « **Reply #24 on:** June 14, 2015, 01:31:43 AM »

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coralsnake · « **Reply #25 on:** June 14, 2015, 12:52:42 PM »

Quote from: @Yehuda on June 14, 2015, 01:31:43 AM

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I saw him play when he was with the SI Yankees.

Had it not been in the news a few days earlier about his switch-pitching I wouldn't even have noticed.

bubbles · « **Reply #26 on:** June 14, 2015, 02:02:57 PM »

Quote from: @Yehuda on June 14, 2015, 01:31:43 AM

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Is he at least a submariner

@Yehuda · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:01:29 PM »

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ushdadude · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:41:45 PM »

Quote from: @Yehuda on August 12, 2015, 12:01:29 PM

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LOL

Dan · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:46:00 PM »

Repost:

Quote from: Dan on May 18, 2015, 04:53:01 PM

Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
— Josh Howie (@joshxhowie) November 9, 2014

@Yehuda · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Dan on August 12, 2015, 01:46:00 PM

Repost:

And... banned.

MoGro17 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:54:55 PM »

Burn, lol

Dan · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:55:16 PM »

Apparently the original is this one:

Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important.
— Guybrush Tweetgood (@philgibson01) June 17, 2013

@Yehuda · « **Reply #33 on:** August 12, 2015, 02:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Dan on August 12, 2015, 01:55:16 PM

Apparently the original is this one:
Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important.
— Guybrush Tweetgood (@philgibson01) June 17, 2013

Although he claims he made it up on his own.

SamKey · « **Reply #34 on:** August 15, 2015, 03:25:51 PM »

http://funnytweeter.com/

SamKey · « **Reply #35 on:** August 15, 2015, 03:38:07 PM »

Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says "Don't Bother Me," so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works.
— Kate Quigley (@KateQFunny) June 28, 2015

SamKey · « **Reply #36 on:** August 15, 2015, 08:55:24 PM »

Dan · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2015, 01:03:39 PM »

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Dan · « **Reply #38 on:** September 18, 2015, 02:54:07 PM »

To all those who didn't get the @DansDeals flight today to Israel... You saved money bc Moshiach will be here before then. #marketing #spin
— Jonah Blumenthal (@Jonahblu) September 18, 2015

etech0 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 18, 2015, 04:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Dan on September 18, 2015, 02:54:07 PM

To all those who didn't get the @DansDeals flight today to Israel... You saved money bc Moshiach will be here before then. #marketing #spin
— Jonah Blumenthal (@Jonahblu) September 18, 2015

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