I think I might actually use this for my next SM!
I would like to find out how much they actually read our SMs. Like if I slip in bizarre details, will they address it in their response to me?
Dear Sir and/or Madame,
It has come to my attention that there is a credit balance of 95 Dollars American remaining on my closed British Airways card so now it is you who owes me money and not the other way around. Oh how the hunter has become the hunted. Bwaa hah hah. Tell me, how does it feel? Does your heart race? Your pulse quicken? Now you know how I feel every time my statement posts and I say, "Oh, man! How can I even owe that much money! I know I did 5 thousand bucks of manufactured spend on this card last month, but where is the other 2 thousand bucks coming from? Is it my wife? I guess she took her job seriously when I told her, 'Please put all personal spending on this card now.' If only she would listen so well to everything I tell her!" At any rate, I would appreciate if you could just send me a check for the credit balance. Thank you very much. Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!