One potato two potato three potato four
Stop, let me hit you with some more
five potato six potato seven potato eight
Stop, and now you gotta wait
All these potatoes, they all attackin me
They all comin out, I can barely see
They say you should eat me, they say im so good
They say you know you want me, they say you know you should
But all these potatoes, I cant eat them now
I cant eat them when, I cant eat them how
Cuz whether theyre fried, or whether theyre baked
You know I cant eat you I get a tummyache!
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So many different things with a potato you can do
Like 500 ideas, im tellin you its true
Potato cakes potato flakes, even potato shakes
If you find that disgusting no ones telling YOU to take
Mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, potatoes on a stick
French-fries are so good, you can cut them thin or thick
And even though theyre French, doesn't mean that theyre from france
But if you eat to many, you wont fit into your pants
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Don't think we forgot about good old potato chip
So many different types, sometimes I don't know which ones which
regular, bbq, ketchup, and hot We even have rib steak, for those not happy with what they got
Potato sticks and pringles, once you have one you wont stop
Potato salad, potato soup, it's the cream of the crop
The scientists decided that potatoes were so neat
They came out with a variety of potatoes they call sweet
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But not all the time, are potatoes used for food
Stick one in his muffler if youre neighbors bein rude
if you have a product, and you think its really good
Say its goin like a hot potato, get one if you could
And the couch potato, it's a potato you don't eat
It's a potato that you are, you bum get off that seat
Mr potato head, I'm sure you know that toy
You probably owned one, when you were just a little boy
Now here's the end, of our little potato song
Let's wrap up these potatoes they've been in here way too long
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