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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3964215 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14440 on: October 25, 2017, 05:19:38 PM »
Coming from the guy who admits that the president spoke the truth a few times,
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14441 on: October 25, 2017, 05:19:53 PM »
You want it both ways. It doesn't work that way.
Your logic makes no sense at all. It is like saying that if you don't believe the denial you can't believe the admission.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14442 on: October 25, 2017, 05:21:53 PM »
Maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror because you sound so damn stupid right now.
I expect that form you. The next time I use Trump to back a claim I will. I suggest you do the same with MSM. You will be looking in the mirror most of the day.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14443 on: October 25, 2017, 05:22:06 PM »
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  :P
That is why I rarely discuss more than two topics here a day. This way I am always right.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14444 on: October 25, 2017, 05:24:25 PM »
Your logic makes no sense at all. It is like saying that if you don't believe the denial you can't believe the admission.
No it is saying they agree with me so they are real news but when they disagree with me they are #fakenews. That is exactly what Trump does. It is no surprise why you and others do the same.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14445 on: October 25, 2017, 05:25:08 PM »
Coming from the guy who admits that the president spoke the truth a few times, yet repeatedly calls him a liar, I'm not sure how you live with yourself.
Uh, according to Merriam Webster

Definition of liar

:a person who tells lies
:has a reputation as a liar

Trump definitely is a Liar. ( It doesn't mean that he never tells the truth )
My point is don't claim MSM is #fakenews then when they agree with you use them as fact. You just look foolish and stupid just like Trump.
That depends.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14446 on: October 25, 2017, 05:30:03 PM »
Uh, according to Merriam Webster

Definition of liar

:a person who tells lies
:has a reputation as a liar
AKA: Trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14447 on: October 25, 2017, 05:33:28 PM »
No it is saying they agree with me so they are real news but when they disagree with me they are #fakenews. That is exactly what Trump does. It is no surprise why you and others do the same.
this is so twisted.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14448 on: October 25, 2017, 05:34:59 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14449 on: October 25, 2017, 05:35:25 PM »
No it is saying they agree with me so they are real news but when they disagree with me they are #fakenews. That is exactly what Trump does. It is no surprise why you and others do the same.

Fake news means they are an agenda based news agency and will occasionally skew stories or simply lie to fit their agenda. It does not mean that the sport scores, weather updates, or news that goes against their agenda is a lie.

Uh, according to Merriam Webster

Definition of liar

:a person who tells lies
:has a reputation as a liar

Trump definitely is a Liar. ( It doesn't mean that he never tells the truth )That depends.


That went over your head. CM thinks I can’t call anyone fake news unless literally 100% of their stories are fake. By the same token, if Trump is a liar, he must be a 100% liar.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14450 on: October 25, 2017, 05:36:40 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14451 on: October 25, 2017, 05:39:13 PM »
That went over your head. CM thinks I can’t call anyone fake news unless literally 100% of their stories are fake. By the same token, if Trump is a liar, he must be a 100% liar.
He actually got it right. It went over your head. You rag so much about MSM being #fakenews I get a chuckle every time (which is a lot) you use them as a source. How times have you seen me use Trump (the master of fake news) as my source?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14452 on: October 25, 2017, 05:53:17 PM »
He actually got it right. It went over your head. You rag so much about MSM being #fakenews I get a chuckle every time (which is a lot) you use them as a source. How times have you seen me use Trump (the master of fake news) as my source?
you use him as a source every time you want to show his stupidity  :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14453 on: October 25, 2017, 05:55:24 PM »
you use him as a source every time you want to show his stupidity  :P
Lets all take a break and have a good laugh!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14455 on: October 26, 2017, 11:59:43 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14456 on: October 26, 2017, 12:11:19 PM »
National Review points out a very interesting "coincidence". The law firm which hired Fusion GPS is the same one which hired Crowdstrike to look into the DNC hacking. This means that every single aspect of supposed Russian collusion in the election has their fingerprints on it and all FBI investigations were started based on their information. Hmmmmmmm.

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« Reply #14457 on: October 26, 2017, 02:12:44 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14459 on: October 26, 2017, 02:59:54 PM »
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