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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2028805 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30360 on: February 18, 2021, 10:16:53 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30361 on: February 18, 2021, 10:47:30 AM »

One can claim that all these issues: Immigration, LGBTQ+ people, green new deal, BLM etc. are the D’s ineptitude, bigotry, and corruption.

And please, don’t ask me to dissect it for you. It’s the same argument as we had yesterday about who is divisive, both sides are dirty politicians equally guilty of ineptitude, bigotry, and corruption.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30362 on: February 18, 2021, 01:39:46 PM »
both sides are dirty politicians equally guilty
It's impossible for two physical things to be perfectly equal, one must be better or worse than the other.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30363 on: February 18, 2021, 02:17:23 PM »
It's impossible for two physical things to be perfectly equal, one must be better or worse than the other.
When did guilt become physical?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30364 on: February 18, 2021, 02:27:10 PM »
It's impossible for two physical things to be perfectly equal, one must be better or worse than the other.
that is a machlokes whether we say בידי אדם אפשר לצמצם :P
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30365 on: February 18, 2021, 02:57:24 PM »
When did guilt become physical?
When we're talking about guilt in physical things

that is a machlokes whether we say בידי אדם אפשר לצמצם :P
Good point
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30366 on: February 18, 2021, 03:07:07 PM »
This is what you call unity:

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30367 on: February 18, 2021, 06:44:22 PM »
‘Pick your poison’

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30368 on: February 18, 2021, 08:01:56 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30369 on: February 19, 2021, 12:59:52 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30370 on: February 24, 2021, 09:54:04 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30371 on: February 28, 2021, 03:02:58 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30372 on: February 28, 2021, 06:47:05 PM »
This is what you call unity:


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30374 on: March 04, 2021, 03:57:47 PM »

Does the bill have a limit to how much they will match? If not, Trump would have gotten $3Billion in the 2020 race.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30376 on: April 04, 2021, 12:19:36 PM »
Savvy businessman or ruthless conman




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