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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3912356 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3400 on: September 28, 2016, 01:06:14 PM »
JUST  THE  FACTS  ... of  the  two  candidates  running  for  president... Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  caught  lying  to  congress. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was   fired  from  a  job  for  being  unethical.   Only  Hillary  Clinton  deleted  30  some  thousand  emails  after  she  was  ordered  to hand  them  over  to  the  Fed. Only  Hillary  Clinton  had  that  same  computer  wiped  clean  by  professionals. Only  Hillary  Clinton  got  the  rapist  of  a  teenage  girl  off  on  rape  charges  then laughed  about  it. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  to  the  American  people  about  Benghazi. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  to  the  American  people  about  her  emails. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  about  being  under  sniper  fire. Only  Hillary  Clinton  lied  about  lying  to  the  American  people. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  involved  in  "  Cash  Cow  " Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  a  long  list  of  scandals. Only  Hillary  Clinton  nationally  belittled  her  husband's  sexual  harassment  (  and rape  )  accusers. Only  Hillary  Clinton  is  a  career  politician. Only  Hillary  Clinton  will  not  release  her  speeches  to  Goldman  Sachs  and  other banks. Only  Hillary  Clinton  is  tied  to  Monsanto. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  labeled  "  Extremely  careless  "  about  national  security by  the  FBI  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  said  she  will  raise  taxes  on  the  middle  class. Only  Hillary  Clinton  benefited  from  the  DNC  rigging  an  election  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  had  to  return  stolen  items  from  the  White  House. Only  Hillary  Clinton  said  the  Benghazi  victims  parents  where  lying. Only  Hillary  Clinton  wants  you  to  vote  for  her  based  on  her  gender. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  no  real  accomplishments  after  a  lifetime  in  politics. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  never  created  any  jobs. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  been  investigated  by  the  FBI  and  found  to  have  put national  security  at  risk. Only  Hillary  Clinton  has  had  two  or  more  movies  and  several  documentaries made  about  her  questionable  ethics. Only  Hillary  Clinton  was  called  "Broomstick  one"  by  the  SS. Only  Hillary  Clinton  made  congress  and  others  spend  millions  and  millions  of tax  dollars  having  hearings  and  investigating  her  to  find  that  she  lied,  that would  not  have  been  spent  if  she  would  of  simply  told  the  truth  in  the  first place  !  Fact  -  all  facts  ! Only  Hillary  Clinton  regularly  cussed  out  and  belittled  her  SS  detail. Only  Hillary  Clinton  Only  Hillary  Clinton  Only  Hillary  Clinton  over  and  over again. But  you  are  going  to  vote  for  her  because....  you  don't  like  Donald  Trump  ?  That is  insane  ! I  will  never  understand  how  any  moral  person  in  good  conscience  could  vote for  this  woman.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3401 on: September 28, 2016, 01:19:15 PM »
They know that they'll get on the Jimmy Kimmel show if they get the right answers.
They don't care about being humiliated because they and their friends know its a joke.
Easy to say after you fall for a prank that it was a joke.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3402 on: September 28, 2016, 02:13:42 PM »
Easy to say after you fall for a prank that it was a joke.

They say its the Jimmy Kimmel show to the participants. I know many people that would play along for the heck of it, myself included. They can dub in whatever questions they want (notice the mic doesn't move to the reporter when asking a question.) They cut out any parts and people that don't sound great for TV. And Kimmel is a comedian so its fine even if its not real.

And yet you still think

We have the exact 2 candidates we deserve.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3403 on: September 28, 2016, 02:25:42 PM »
If you would go on national TV and intentionally make a fool of yourself then you're not as smart as I thought.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3404 on: September 28, 2016, 03:00:57 PM »
The entire debate was staged. It's one big lie.

Check. This. Out.

Signaled and Triggered

I would love to hear a sane argument against this proof.

A democracy is a form of government, not an intrinsic truth

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3405 on: September 28, 2016, 03:16:51 PM »
The entire debate was staged. It's one big lie.

Check. This. Out.

Signaled and Triggered

I would love to hear a sane argument against this proof.

Show the proof and then we can deal with it.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3406 on: September 28, 2016, 03:34:25 PM »
Did you watch this?
A democracy is a form of government, not an intrinsic truth

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3407 on: September 28, 2016, 04:02:44 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3408 on: September 28, 2016, 04:04:24 PM »
Too late. The Illuminati already took down the video.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3409 on: September 28, 2016, 04:06:16 PM »
Too late. The Illuminati already took down the video.
GIYF
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3410 on: September 28, 2016, 04:07:53 PM »
GIYF

Dude, I'm not spending extra time hunting down this video. If someone wants to repost a valid link, great.

Yes, I know the time I spent typing this took as long as it would take to google search this video. I don't care. *black eyed ghost emoji*

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3411 on: September 28, 2016, 04:10:23 PM »
That was quick. Its been pulled off of YouTube. Hillary's team works quickly...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3412 on: September 28, 2016, 04:11:58 PM »
If you would go on national TV and intentionally make a fool of yourself then you're not as smart as I thought.

It's a comedy show.
People who know me will laugh along with me, and people who don't know me, well, they don't know me and I don't care.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3413 on: September 28, 2016, 04:14:43 PM »
That was quick. Its been pulled off of YouTube. Illuminati works quickly...
FTFY

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3414 on: September 28, 2016, 04:15:57 PM »
Dude, I'm not spending extra time hunting down this video. If someone wants to repost a valid link, great.

Yes, I know the time I spent typing this took as long as it would take to google search this video. I don't care. *black eyed ghost emoji*
You didn't miss anything. All night long she was tossing zingers at him and she rubbed her nose 5 times during the debate so that must mean that she had a signal made up to have her give her zingers.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3415 on: September 28, 2016, 04:20:48 PM »
It's a comedy show.
People who know me will laugh along with me, and people who don't know me, well, they don't know me and I don't care.
Not worried about future potential business contacts, etc, etc?
Those people don't come off as trolling the show.
Have you seen his iPhone release videos? Do you doubt that can fool people as well?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3416 on: September 28, 2016, 05:15:09 PM »
Did you watch this?

What was the video called? I want to search it
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3417 on: September 28, 2016, 05:36:07 PM »
What was the video called? I want to search it
Ripley's Believe It or Not!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3418 on: September 28, 2016, 05:41:17 PM »
Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Tales from the Dark Side.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3419 on: September 28, 2016, 05:54:22 PM »


Not worried about future potential business contacts, etc, etc?
They don't exactly introduce you with your full legal name and he has a video every week. You need to have a photographic memory to remember someone from a video like that.

OTOH, a person like yourself that has a significant online presence would cause a video like this to go viral and then lots of people would probably remember that.