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I'm tempted to name this thread after our most serious offender.
Repent, or else...

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Author Topic: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread  (Read 205982 times)

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #360 on: January 05, 2014, 08:16:52 PM »
Not sure what the nicest way of doing this is... but this is driving me crazy-

whoever said NOT whomever said.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #361 on: January 05, 2014, 08:41:01 PM »
Not sure what the nicest way of doing this is... but this is driving me crazy-

whoever said NOT whomever said.
I stand corrected http://m.grammarbook.com/grammar-rules/whoever-vs-whomever.aspx

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #362 on: January 09, 2014, 05:33:10 PM »
whoever can answer you, dont waist it on this ask about the nyse much more value

Where do you start??
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #363 on: January 09, 2014, 05:40:56 PM »
Where do you start??
by not using voice recognition
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #366 on: January 21, 2014, 09:50:41 PM »
u guys r mean, y cant jews be nice to each other?
seriously, u consider urself jewish?
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #368 on: January 26, 2014, 01:10:53 AM »
my favorite: "I should've came with you"
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #369 on: January 26, 2014, 01:41:25 AM »
what if i do not believe in capital letters?
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #370 on: February 05, 2014, 02:45:38 PM »
so i have currently bkk-cdg TG F, cdg-fra LH J and finally fra-jfk LH J

is there anything coming from ua that might indicate if i will/wont be able to get LH F when it opens up 2 weeks prior? when i spoke to an agent before the deval she was certain i would be able to get it since i already gave the miles for f

See, this one stumps me.

I was going to say that the shift button is still inoperable on some of all the devices he uses, but then he goes and pulls a fast one and capitalizes TG and LH (3x!).

Sneaky lil bugger.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #371 on: February 05, 2014, 04:21:25 PM »
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #372 on: February 05, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »
Abhorrent.

Do they have an English teacher at the school?
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #373 on: February 05, 2014, 04:45:36 PM »
Abhorrent.

Do they have an English teacher at the school?
If they do I am assuming she didn't write that letter.

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #374 on: February 05, 2014, 04:47:33 PM »
If they do I am assuming she didn't write that letter.
Either that, or she learned English at that school, way back.
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #375 on: February 05, 2014, 04:47:55 PM »
I should hope not.

Either that, or she learned English at that school, way back.

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #376 on: February 06, 2014, 05:09:58 AM »
See, this one stumps me.

I was going to say that the shift button is still inoperable on some of all the devices he uses, but then he goes and pulls a fast one and capitalizes TG and LH (3x!).

Sneaky lil bugger.

im pretty sure i cleared this up for you before.

in case you didnt pay attention, ill oblige you again.

when capitalizing doesnt help with the comprehension of my post, (imo), i wont do it.

however in the post you quoted, i felt that capitalizing the words i did would help it be more readable.

ditto with commas etc.

basically i dont capitalize etc for mere aesthetics (or to follow grammar rules obviously)

i think you should be busy with those who dont spell correctly or use the wrong words such as their, there, and they're
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #377 on: February 06, 2014, 09:56:01 AM »
You do have a point. At least your posts are generally readable.

But the entire purpose of grammar, capitalization, etc is to make one's writing lack ambiguity, be easier to read, and convey what the writer intends.

Just one example:



But, by all means, do not allow me to get in the way your laziness  :-X
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #378 on: February 06, 2014, 10:02:35 AM »
Slightly inappropriate but hilarious so I'll let it slide. I actually LOL, good thing no one else was in the bathroom
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #379 on: February 06, 2014, 10:05:04 AM »
I was on a certain shul's website yesterday and there was the following link: "our rabbi's"