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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #16880 on: May 14, 2024, 10:50:13 PM »
Possibly a minyan with a Spinka Einikel. The Imrei Yosef's Yuhrtzeit was today.

But it was also יום העצמות (נדחה).
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« Reply #16881 on: May 14, 2024, 10:53:45 PM »
I also learned today that there are no weekday ספרדישע מניינים in KJ, only Shabbos and YT.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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« Reply #16882 on: May 14, 2024, 11:46:25 PM »
I also learned today that there are no weekday ספרדישע מניינים in KJ, only Shabbos and YT.

The chidush is that on Shabbos and YT there is. If not for those Buenos Aires sephardim who ended up in satmar there wouldn't have been any at all on Shaabos and YT Either.
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« Reply #16883 on: May 14, 2024, 11:55:21 PM »
But it was also יום העצמות (נדחה).

There is a joke that אכשר דרא that today, besides for satmar, there are almost no frum Jews commemorating יום העצמאות... they don't even know it exists.
So at least satmar do it on their schedule and not following when the zionim decide to celebrate :).

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« Reply #16884 on: May 15, 2024, 12:13:43 AM »
I'd like to make the most obvious DDF shidduch in history.
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« Reply #16885 on: May 15, 2024, 12:20:25 AM »
I'd like to make the most obvious DDF shidduch in history.
@aygart and @imayid2 need an IRL chavrusashaft. Not a joke
Of course it is on DDF but what makes you think it isn't real
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« Reply #16886 on: May 15, 2024, 02:01:15 AM »

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« Reply #16887 on: Yesterday at 01:20:10 PM »
Shidduch alerts groupme chat is down the tubes   :'(

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« Reply #16888 on: Yesterday at 03:59:40 PM »
Shidduch alerts groupme chat is down the tubes   :'(
A new one was opened.
Seems like the group somehow allowed anyone to post-in (and randomly removed users).

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« Reply #16889 on: Today at 12:20:35 AM »
A new one was opened.
Seems like the group somehow allowed anyone to post-in (and randomly removed users).
what is this GroupMe chat that you speak of? It sends alerts on engagements or something?
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« Reply #16890 on: Today at 12:39:35 AM »
what is this GroupMe chat that you speak of? It sends alerts on engagements or something?
GroupMe is a service where you can create a chat via SMS.

There is a well known 'Simcha chat' which sends out texts daily messages of who got engaged that day... They use the GroupMe service. (They set it as a broadcast, meaning only the admin can send messages, so you don't have 2000 ppl sending their stupidity...) Somehow their 'admin only setting' got hacked today, and everyone was getting 100's of messages from all those very mature ppl. So they closed down the chat. They supposedly will be making a new one...
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« Reply #16891 on: Today at 01:38:30 AM »
The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.