Posts that didn't get their deserved number of likes - the narcissist edition

[Ver hut gazugt]

Certain things I don't touch. Too holy.

And too holy for likes.

[Randomex]

https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=52133.msg2480716#msg2480716
(Google Translate of "Yiddishe Taavos")

[YitzyS]

I gotta say, I thought I struck gold when I posted this, I was so proud of my sense of humor. But a day later and still just one like. 
Maybe Yehuda57 will give me some pointers how I should've worded it better...

Use the RTM button to report any suspicious posts.

You're asking a Jew to use the official form? It's so much more askanish to say, "Hey, I know the mod well and I'll ping him personally on his cell phone."

[Yo ssi]

I gotta say, I thought I struck gold when I posted this, I was so proud of my sense of humor. But a day later and still just one like. 
Maybe Yehuda57 will give me some pointers how I should've worded it better...

Give this post a like and I'll remove one from you.

[YitzyS]

Give this post a like and I'll remove one from you.

cyberbully

[YitzyS]

Give this post a like and I'll remove one from you.

Give the post a like and I'll give TWO to you.

[HudZ]

I gotta say, I thought I struck gold when I posted this, I was so proud of my sense of humor. But a day later and still just one like. 
Maybe Yehuda57 will give me some pointers how I should've worded it better...

Chesed like has been given.