I gotta say, I thought I struck gold when I posted this, I was so proud of my sense of humor. But a day later and still just one like.
Maybe Yehuda57 will give me some pointers how I should've worded it better...
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You're asking a Jew to use the official form? It's so much more askanish to say, "Hey, I know the mod well and I'll ping him personally on his cell phone."