Lakewood NJ Master Thread

[RL366]

Looking for courier service for package from Woodbourne (Catskills) to Lakewood

[Definitions]

Where in Lakewood can I get an electric scooter repaired?

Thanks in advance,

Bike store where hat box used to be corner County Line and squankum

I think it's called Speed.

Last I checked they aren't accepting anything for repair until Elul

Out of curiosity what has to be repaired? What model is it?

[Definitions]

Does the township usually make a fireworks show by the lake tomorrow?

This year is this night too?

[yawn]

This year is this night too?

Canceled due to forecast

[Sam Finkelstein]

How do I get kids (and adults too) to stop knocking/banging on my door for minutes on end when they go collecting? I give tzedakah but I also have a need for privacy and respond much better to phone calls and letters.

[YitzyS]

How do I get kids (and adults too) to stop knocking/banging on my door for minutes on end when they go collecting? I give tzedakah but I also have a need for privacy and respond much better to phone calls and letters.

It will cost you only $9

Wreath Hanger,Adjustable Wreath Hanger for Front Door from 14.9-25",20 lbs Larger Door Wreath Hanger Christmas Wreaths Decorations Hook(Black) ($16.99 )




But in a few minutes, you may have realters knocking...

[rs242]

It will cost you only $9

Wreath Hanger,Adjustable Wreath Hanger for Front Door from 14.9-25",20 lbs Larger Door Wreath Hanger Christmas Wreaths Decorations Hook(Black) ($16.99 )




But in a few minutes, you may have realters knocking...

Only works for winter.

[avromie7]

Only works for winter.

Nah, the Israelis don't know the difference.

[lcm]

Looking for courier service for package from Woodbourne (Catskills) to Lakewood

Tried Uber package?

[liosac]

It will cost you only $9

Wreath Hanger,Adjustable Wreath Hanger for Front Door from 14.9-25",20 lbs Larger Door Wreath Hanger Christmas Wreaths Decorations Hook(Black) ($16.99 )




But in a few minutes, you may have realters knocking...

This is a good one

"Mezuzah!"

Opening his front door, the Rabbi found himself
face to face with the local priest. "Rabbi, may I
have a few words with you?" asked the priest.
 
"Of course, Father," replied the Rabbi somewhat
nervously.
 
"Rabbi," began the priest, "It must be evident to
you that in this town we are plagued by thieves. 
Scarcely a day passes without one of my flock
coming to me bemoaning the fact that his house
has been broken into.. On the other hand, I have
noticed that thieves do not bother you Jews nearly
as much."

"Father, you are correct."

"Yes, but why is that?" inquired the priest.

"Look at this little box here on the side of my door
post," said the Rabbi. "It's called a mezuzah. We
Jews believe that when we put a mezuzah on the
entrances to our houses, the Holy One, may His Name
be blessed, protects both us and our property."
 
"In that case", replied the priest, "I must have one!"

Not wishing to be the cause of an incipient pogrom,
the Rabbi reluctantly handed over a mezuzah to the
priest.

Some two weeks later the Rabbi was awakened by
the sound of someone pounding violently on his door.
Dressing himself hastily, he made his way down the
stairs. "Who's there?" the Rabbi asked tremulously.

"Open the door! Open the door!" screamed a voice
on the other side. Leaving the door on the chain, the
Rabbi racked the door wide enough to see the priest
standing in front of him, his eyes wild with great
distraught.

"What happened?" asked the terrified Rabbi. "Were
you not protected from robbers?"

"I was! But these people were worse than robbers!"
screamed the priest.
 
"Who?" asked the rabbi.

"Meshulachim!!"

[Sam Finkelstein]

OK, I had someone banging on my door close to 11 last night. No idea if it was a kid or adult but really uncool. Though I’m not about to hang a wreath.

[Pupashtetl]

I think it's called Speed.

Last I checked they aren't accepting anything for repair until Elul

Out of curiosity what has to be repaired? What model is it?

Go Trax Vibe. Where else can I repair it if Speed won't do it?

[Definitions]

Go Trax Vibe. Where else can I repair it if Speed won't do it?

What's broken?

I'd assume places that sell them maybe bike ball and blade but I'm not sure if they do repairs

[UKinNYS]

New Cinnabon /Carvel in Jackson (cholov stam) open under LKO 

[aygart]

New Cinnabon /Carvel in Jackson (cholov stam) open under Rabbi Yosef Tesler

FTFY

These are NOT under KCL. This is the same certification as 7-11 that has been discussed a number of times.

[Fish Tank]

New Cinnabon /Carvel in Jackson (cholov stam) open under KCL

KCL does not certify non-CY establishments.

[Fish Tank]

On that note - PSA:
David Mizrachi newest eatery called Paralia (located in deal) is not CY.
It is certified by the JSOR .

[voldemort]

On that note - PSA:
David Mizrachi newest eatery called Paralia (located in deal) is not CY.
It is certified by the JSOR .

From Yeahthatskosher:

 “Fresh, Greek food on the beach all summer long- what could be better? Paralia Kitchen has just opened on the beach on the Jersey Shore making this a reality for the summer, with a light and tasty menu perfect for lunch or dinner. The restaurant has both beach-side dining options as well as takeaway for all their menu items like hot appetizers, salads, and sandwiches.

In order to access the restaurant on the beach, a Loch Arbour beach badge is required when the beach is open, until 6pm daily.

Daily badges: $10 for Monday through Thursday excluding holidays, $12 for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and holidays
Seasonal badges: $110 for ages 12+, $80 for senior citizens – Sold Out
Badges can be purchased at Village Beach Gatehouse, Euclid Avenue, Ocean Place, and Loch Arbour.

NOTE: Diners should be aware that they may see beachgoers in bathing suits as the restaurant is literally on the beach. Make your decision to visit here accordingly.

Paralia Kitch is open 12-6 PM every day, except Saturday when they are closed, and on Sundays and Thursdays until 10pm for dinner. The restaurant is only open weather permitting. Thunderstorms and other bad weather may force the restaurant to close – which is up to the beach manager and not the restaurant.

The restaurant is located on the beach at 100 Ocean Pl, Loch Arbour, NJ. No reservations required – first come, first served.

The restaurant is kosher-certified by JSOR, not Cholov Yisroel, and all vegetables are checked by a Mashgiach.”

[av83]

Is the UPS location on Vaasar open for dropoffs?

[moish]

FTFY

These are NOT under KCL. This is the same certification as 7-11 that has been discussed a number of times.

On that note, does anyone have his contact info? By the slurpees in 7-11 theres a sign from him stating that all the flavors are Pareve. However, on every other slurpee list, bar none, they show that the Pina Colada flavor is Dairy, non CY.