Roll call
Why did the Count send a Valentine to his calculator? Because it could always count on him!
What do you call a Valentine's Day card from Count Dracula? A love bite!
Why did the Count break up with his Valentine? Because she couldn't count to three without losing track!
What did the Count give his Valentine for Valentine's Day? A math lesson, because he wanted to count on her!
Why did the Count refuse to celebrate Valentine's Day? Because he's always counting the days until Halloween!
What did the Count say to his Valentine when she asked him how many people he had bitten? "I've lost count, my dear!"
What do you get when you cross Count Dracula with Cupid? A vampire who can't resist a Valentine's Day feast!
Why did the Count send his Valentine a love letter in binary code? Because he wanted to count his affection in ones and zeroes!
How did the Count propose to his Valentine? He got down on one knee and counted to three, then said "Will you marry me?"
Why did the Count give his Valentine a calculator for Valentine's Day? So she could always count on him!