My wife asks me if I notice anything. I pause for a minute and she says she lost 7 pounds. My resonse was "turn around and you will find it".
Lets just say she didn't think it was funny.
You're in the doghouse! You must notice every pound your wife loses and gush about how thin she looks.
Actually, that got me a "You mean I used to look fat?"
https://docs.google.com/file/d/13Qdz0_K3id75WOaTLMfuZPZmWFj-3j9d4s-2WP8BztZ_NU-EIB93d7JhfqH3/edit?usp=sharing
sorry
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