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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1520 on: March 11, 2024, 10:12:26 PM »
A Meshulach approached me in shul this morning, asked for a small donation for a new Mikvah...
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So i gave him a glass of water...
I hope he didn't crack(up) the glass

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1522 on: March 13, 2024, 05:58:19 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1523 on: March 13, 2024, 12:35:21 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1524 on: March 17, 2024, 03:31:29 PM »
Studies have proved that birthdays are good for people. Those that have lots of them live long.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1525 on: March 18, 2024, 09:20:05 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1526 on: March 18, 2024, 03:21:28 PM »
A rebbe in my yeshiva used to say.
You should be zoche to become a manhig yisroel

RYBs likes to joke about Sanhedria Murchevet's resident "Baal Habos" - the avreich who makes batim for tefillin.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1527 on: March 19, 2024, 09:52:38 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1528 on: March 19, 2024, 12:31:42 PM »
I heard Trump is dressing up as Biden on Purim. He said it's the best way to be mekayeim Ad D'Lo Yada.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1530 on: March 20, 2024, 10:10:48 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1531 on: March 20, 2024, 10:15:21 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1534 on: March 20, 2024, 03:46:26 PM »
Yup. Terrible, 10/10

Quote from: Jack Dolgen link=https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/good-place-bojack-horseman-crazy-ex-girlfriend-puns-tv-1201924020/
“There’s an interesting things about puns that you don’t laugh at them,” observed Brosh McKenna. “When you make a pun people look like they’re angry at you. They just groan.”

Dolgen added, “Usually when you pitch in a room, you’re pitching a joke with the goal of getting a laugh. When you pitch a pun in the room, I’m not looking for a laugh. In a way, I’m just looking for people to wish I was gone. I have a general benchmark on how to judge a good pun or not. I think puns range on a scale of one to 10 with one being sort of the dumbest, stupidest thing you could think of, and 10 being the most sort of brilliant and kind of intellectually enlightening. I think you want either a one or a 10, and the closest you get to five, the worse you are. So five ends up being sort of general dad humor.”

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1536 on: March 20, 2024, 05:23:10 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1538 on: March 21, 2024, 10:00:16 AM »
NTorch, you make these yourself?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1539 on: March 21, 2024, 10:51:10 AM »
NTorch, you make these yourself?

Nope - its the Bad Dad Jokes Calendar - the gift that my kids cringe about.