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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #441 on: October 18, 2023, 04:16:44 PM »
Time to remove "Onion" from the thread title. The Onion has been nothing more than a flaming bag of excrement for a long while now.
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #442 on: October 18, 2023, 04:19:13 PM »
Time to remove "Onion" from the thread title. The Onion has been nothing more than a flaming bag of excrement for a long while now.
How about “Grate Onion/Great Babylon Bee Headlines” ?

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #443 on: October 18, 2023, 04:42:34 PM »
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #444 on: October 18, 2023, 07:26:15 PM »
Can we post non-bee satire? Can it be video?

https://youtu.be/RrmRiu0YN-I

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #445 on: October 18, 2023, 07:35:18 PM »
Can we post non-bee satire? Can it be video?

https://youtu.be/RrmRiu0YN-I

Can you embed it?

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #446 on: October 18, 2023, 07:41:00 PM »
Can we post non-bee satire? Can it be video?

https://youtu.be/RrmRiu0YN-I
Are we allowed to laugh?
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #447 on: October 19, 2023, 01:24:20 AM »
Onion, proving the point:
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #448 on: October 19, 2023, 10:17:20 AM »

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #449 on: October 19, 2023, 10:36:29 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #450 on: October 19, 2023, 10:37:37 AM »
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #451 on: October 19, 2023, 10:40:38 AM »
Yemach Shemam?
Ahh. That DOES make sense...
Sorry, my brain is fried after a long day of editing.
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #452 on: October 19, 2023, 10:56:20 AM »

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #453 on: October 22, 2023, 10:10:44 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #455 on: October 22, 2023, 03:33:25 PM »
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Re: Great Babylon Bee Headlines...
« Reply #459 on: October 26, 2023, 12:03:32 AM »
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1716947451280564386
I have this dilemma going to work often: a block before my work I’m driving down a divided (busy) street-every intersecting block a one-way street alternating directions. The block I need to turn left onto has a sign saying no left turn morning hrs (just for me. Thanks) so instead I go one more block, make a U-turn, and then make my (now) right turn to work.

It’s risky bc: the block I make the U-turn is directly in front of a police station.
BUT, there is NO sign saying no U-turns, or any signs for that matter…
But It’s only a matter of time until… :o
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible