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Dan · « **Reply #500 on:** October 25, 2023, 04:43:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1716929468873183368

JMHO · « **Reply #501 on:** October 25, 2023, 04:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Dan on October 25, 2023, 04:43:39 PM

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1716929468873183368

What?? They all agreed to the same thing?

yelped · « **Reply #502 on:** October 25, 2023, 05:13:44 PM »

Quote from: JMHO on October 25, 2023, 04:47:02 PM

What?? They all agreed to the same thing?

That's exactly why there's chaos.

justaregularguy · « **Reply #503 on:** October 26, 2023, 12:03:32 AM »

Quote from: Dan on October 25, 2023, 04:43:08 PM

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1716947451280564386

I have this dilemma going to work often: a block before my work I’m driving down a divided (busy) street-every intersecting block a one-way street alternating directions. The block I need to turn left onto has a sign saying no left turn morning hrs (just for me. Thanks) so instead I go one more block, make a U-turn, and then make my (now) right turn to work.

It’s risky bc: the block I make the U-turn is directly in front of a police station.
BUT, there is NO sign saying no U-turns, or any signs for that matter…
But It’s only a matter of time until…

mevinyavin · « **Reply #504 on:** October 26, 2023, 05:48:36 AM »

WayBackMachine · « **Reply #505 on:** October 29, 2023, 09:45:32 AM »

not sure where this goes, but its your tax dollars at work

https://twitter.com/InnaVernikov/status/1717192353570500870

YitzyS · « **Reply #506 on:** October 29, 2023, 10:06:30 AM »

Quote from: WayBackMachine on October 29, 2023, 09:45:32 AM

not sure where this goes, but its your tax dollars at work

https://twitter.com/InnaVernikov/status/1717192353570500870

770 had a similar issue when they bought the Brooklyn Jewish Center to make it into a school, and since it was located across Eastern Parkway, it was in a different Police District, and they had trouble getting a crossing guard from either district. To make matters worse, one district (77th precinct) was part of "Brooklyn North" and one (71st precinct) was part of "Brooklyn South," so each had a completely deferent set of administration.

They eventually had to contact NYPD headquarters in Manhattan, where a high ranking deputy commissioner had to sort it out. (The deputy commissioner is ironically a frum guy, and he was subsequently invited to a meeting with the Rebbe.)

gozalim · « **Reply #507 on:** October 29, 2023, 11:31:30 AM »

Quote from: YitzyS on October 29, 2023, 10:06:30 AM

770 had a similar issue when they bought the Brooklyn Jewish Center to make it into a school, and since it was located across Eastern Parkway, it was in a different Police District, and they had trouble getting a crossing guard from either district. To make matters worse, one district (77th precinct) was part of "Brooklyn North" and one (71st precinct) was part of "Brooklyn South," so each had a completely deferent set of administration.

They eventually had to contact NYPD headquarters in Manhattan, where a high ranking deputy commissioner had to sort it out. (The deputy commissioner is ironically a frum guy, and he was subsequently invited to a meeting with the Rebbe.)

I don't think 770 has anything to do with it. the issue would be the school which is in the Jewish center - Oholei Torah

YitzyS · « **Reply #508 on:** October 29, 2023, 11:56:13 AM »

Quote from: gozalim on October 29, 2023, 11:31:30 AM

I don't think 770 has anything to do with it. the issue would be the school which is in the Jewish center - Oholei Torah

Sorry, as a non-Lubabvitcher, I equated 770 with Chabad. I assumed that they were involved. I stand corrected.

TimT · « **Reply #509 on:** October 30, 2023, 06:15:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1719115044942753934

Euclid · « **Reply #510 on:** October 30, 2023, 06:17:10 PM »

Quote from: TimT on October 30, 2023, 06:15:13 PM

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1719115044942753934

Are we still complaining about the amount of money Ukraine is getting when viewed through the lens of the US fighting a proxy war, much like it is in Israel?

TimT · « **Reply #511 on:** October 30, 2023, 06:38:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1718749732640551243

AsherO · « **Reply #512 on:** October 31, 2023, 11:06:02 AM »

Quote from: Euclid on October 30, 2023, 06:17:10 PM

Are we still complaining about the amount of money Ukraine is getting when viewed through the lens of the US fighting a proxy war, much like it is in Israel?

A satirical headline isn’t necessarily a complaint

mevinyavin · « **Reply #513 on:** October 31, 2023, 01:10:58 PM »

Dan · « **Reply #514 on:** November 01, 2023, 10:05:33 AM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1719436996609712215

TimT · « **Reply #515 on:** November 04, 2023, 07:09:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1720818487474397327

yelped · « **Reply #516 on:** November 04, 2023, 08:50:22 PM »

Quote from: TimT on November 04, 2023, 07:09:47 PM

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1720818487474397327

Why are they always so close to real news....

jye · « **Reply #517 on:** November 05, 2023, 05:12:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1720191311796387919

mevinyavin · « **Reply #518 on:** November 06, 2023, 09:45:06 AM »

YitzyS · « **Reply #519 on:** November 06, 2023, 06:41:11 PM »

Biden Checks His Latest Poll Numbers To See If Israel Still Has Right To Defend Itself