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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1680 on: October 28, 2016, 10:55:42 AM »
Depends on the woman....
That is the correct answer!  :)

ETA: Oops I think we are talking about two different things.  :-[
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1681 on: October 28, 2016, 01:35:03 PM »
If everyone is going to say yes then how are we going to get any popcorn?  >:(
Well if I was sat between 2 women then maybe it would be a little different, but only a little.

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1682 on: October 28, 2016, 01:54:31 PM »
If everyone is going to say yes then how are we going to get any popcorn?  >:(
We know about your baiting tactics
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1683 on: October 28, 2016, 01:55:06 PM »
We know about your baiting tactics
It is the cumulative effect.......
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1684 on: October 28, 2016, 02:04:29 PM »
If there is anybody that knows about masonry work especially about brick facade in front of buildings please PM me, id appreciate it

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1685 on: October 28, 2016, 02:14:38 PM »
I just got an invitation to a wedding that was months ago. What to put on the return card ?
Take off the stamp..?😉

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1686 on: October 28, 2016, 02:24:20 PM »
I just got an invitation to a wedding that was months ago. What to put on the return card ?
Dip it in some water! And mail it! Will look like the invitation got lost along the way! ;)
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1687 on: November 06, 2016, 11:02:12 AM »
It sure was.

Since today is Friday I am going to have a litmus test for those that HelpMe.
First question - Would you sit next to the opposite sex on an airplane?
http://www.ivelt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=946576#p946576
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1688 on: November 06, 2016, 01:17:35 PM »
http://www.ivelt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=946576#p946576
A fat guy saw who his neighbor is, as he was sitting down he said to himself "Oh the shower was broken i didn't take one for 3 days already", it didn't take long he got a new neighbor.
Alot of good ones there

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1689 on: November 06, 2016, 02:46:18 PM »
Alot of good ones there
מען דערציילט אויף א געוויסער חסידי'שער איד אין ירושלים, פון פריעדיגן דור, אז ער פלעגט ארויפקומען אויף אן אגד באס, פלעגט ער זיך אויסטון די שיך און זאקן און זיך גענומען קראצן די פיס, כדי פרויען זאלן זיך נישט אוועקזעצן נעבן אים.

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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1690 on: November 08, 2016, 03:16:51 PM »
Do some LOR tell you who to vote for? If they do are required to vote for that person?
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1691 on: November 08, 2016, 03:31:07 PM »
Do some LOR tell you who to vote for? If they do are required to vote for that person?
Some people choose to ask their LORs what G-D/the Torah would want us to vote for and they are entitled to act accordingly.

Some LORs may offer unsolicited advice. Do you have to listen? If he's your LOR, that would mean you trust his opinion on G-D/religion in which case you should probably vote for who he says if you want to vote for the candidate that the Torah would support.

I hope this makes sense.
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1692 on: November 08, 2016, 03:34:00 PM »
I hope this makes sense.
Yes it does.
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1693 on: November 08, 2016, 03:37:29 PM »
Some people choose to ask their LORs what G-D/the Torah would want us to vote for and they are entitled act accordingly.

Some LORs Mar offer unsolicited advice. Do you have to listen? If he's your LOR, that would mean you trust his opinion on G-D/religion in which case you souls probably cut for who he says of you want to vote for the candidate that the Torah would support.

I hope this makes sense.
It would make more sense if you fixed the spelling mistakes, I'm not quite sure what the last sentence was saying.
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Re: Random questions.
« Reply #1694 on: November 08, 2016, 05:59:50 PM »
It would make more sense if you fixed the spelling mistakes, I'm not quite sure what the last sentence was saying.
Sorry. Was on Tapatalk with auto fix. Corrected now.