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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3951694 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17041 on: January 23, 2018, 11:21:13 PM »
You need to watch Hannity. The biggest scandal now is this memo that he has not even seen.  :)
Why do you watch him? ( serious answer please )

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17042 on: January 23, 2018, 11:23:46 PM »
Why do you watch him? ( serious answer please )
To see what certain members will post that night or the next day. I also get a good laugh but can usually only take a few minutes of it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17043 on: January 23, 2018, 11:28:30 PM »


To see what certain members will post that night or the next day.

I guess I was right

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17044 on: January 23, 2018, 11:30:05 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17045 on: January 23, 2018, 11:38:51 PM »
Maybe they are stuck between the 130k you paid your lover the porn star.  :)

"Where are the 50,000 important text messages between FBI lovers Lisa Page and Peter Strzok?  Blaming Samsung!"
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« Reply #17046 on: January 23, 2018, 11:39:42 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17047 on: January 23, 2018, 11:42:33 PM »
You confirmed my suspicion.
I had to find out where this nonsense was coming from.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17048 on: January 24, 2018, 07:44:31 AM »
Fair enough. Can you see when you mentioned "personal traits" why I would take that to mean more than just womanizing?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17049 on: January 24, 2018, 09:21:41 AM »
Maybe they are stuck between the 130k you paid your lover the porn star.  :)

"Where are the 50,000 important text messages between FBI lovers Lisa Page and Peter Strzok?  Blaming Samsung!"
You had to one up him on the childishness?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17051 on: January 24, 2018, 09:30:20 AM »
You had to one up him on the childishness?
I would expect you to know the difference between a joke and someone being serious. I guess not.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17052 on: January 24, 2018, 09:50:59 AM »
THis seems right on the mark.

https://www.themaven.net/theresurgent/erick-erickson/if-this-is-true-our-republic-is-at-an-end-Dzhcmv3_ME6fFljIFY9TGg

But the reality is this: if FBI agents collaborated to fabricate or exaggerate allegations about Donald Trump and/or tried to bring down his Presidency through partisan motivations, it is game over on the republic. If the civil institutions we have put in place to ensure law and order apart from politics are infiltrated by politics, there really is no turning back. We are already at a "they started it" mentality in our politics and this will just escalate the breakdown. We have already seen this in the IRS twice in the past fifty years, first with Nixon then with Obama, and the second time was largely given a pass by press.

There are now real and troubling allegations stemming from text messages that include agents meeting to discuss an "insurance policy" and agents meeting in a secret society. There are possible missing or willfully deleted text messages.

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There is another angle to this too. If Republican partisans in Congress are raising these issues to undermine the FBI merely to support their party and the allegations are not true, the Republican Party itself needs to be shut down. The actions of the agents, if true, and the actions of the congressmen if not true are messing with the very integrity of our republic and its civic institutions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17053 on: January 24, 2018, 09:52:45 AM »
I would expect you to know the difference between a joke and someone being serious. I guess not.
It being a joke changes nothing. I knew it was a joke. So are half of Trumps tweets. He makes his statements using his poor version of humor. That makes your joke and his equal.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17054 on: January 24, 2018, 09:56:08 AM »
THis seems right on the mark.
This has nothing to do with womanizing. What are you talking about?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17056 on: January 24, 2018, 10:03:03 AM »
So are half of Trumps tweets. He makes his statements using his poor version of humor.
This shows you are out of touch with reality. Most of his posts are to take a childish shot at someone. They are not jokes.
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« Reply #17057 on: January 24, 2018, 10:05:20 AM »
This has nothing to do with womanizing. What are you talking about?  ::)

Once it includes Trump it automatically includes womanizing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17058 on: January 24, 2018, 10:10:41 AM »
Once it includes Trump it automatically includes womanizing.
According to you, yes.

So you think acting like bully to everyone that disagrees with him has no real effect on this country? If he gets us in a war with NK and millions die because of his personal traits would that change your mind?
How will millions die because of his womanizing?
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« Reply #17059 on: January 24, 2018, 10:14:06 AM »
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