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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3926798 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17180 on: January 25, 2018, 10:59:04 AM »
Serious question:

Why would the Russian Govt continue to do this when they know that they are under immense scrutiny and will be used by the Ds against them?
1 - I have no idea if it is true.
2 - If it was I don't think they care one way or the other.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17181 on: January 25, 2018, 11:08:35 AM »
"House Republicans are pressing for the memo's public release and are joining a "#ReleaseTheMemo" campaign on social media that Democrats say is being promoted by the Russian government to discredit the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 campaign. The Democrats cited reports by the German Marshall Fund’s Alliance for Securing Democracy that researchers couldn't recall the last time an issue had been promoted so much by Russian bots and trolls."

Serious question:

Why would the Russian Govt continue to do this when they know that they are under immense scrutiny and will be used by the Ds against them?


1 - I have no idea if it is true.
2 - If it was I don't think they care one way or the other.
+1, but I would say that even if it is true that russian bots were promoting it that was irrelevant. Every single R politician and conservative/neocon figure was heavily promoting it. That is similar to the garbage they were saying about how the russians bought 50 cents of ads and that must have influenced the election against the millions spent by H's campaign.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17183 on: January 25, 2018, 12:34:54 PM »
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Nope, Fox News just somehow left out some important details from their own poll.

https://twitter.com/foxnewspoll/status/956334555601911809
« Last Edit: January 25, 2018, 12:38:18 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17184 on: January 25, 2018, 12:37:11 PM »
I see they didn't put the president in there, tricky.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17185 on: January 25, 2018, 01:33:49 PM »
I see they didn't put the president in there, tricky.
had they put chucky in there it would have been 100%

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17186 on: January 25, 2018, 02:35:54 PM »
Miraculously found. Lol
They really take us for idiots

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17187 on: January 25, 2018, 02:43:17 PM »
Miraculously found. Lol
They really take us for idiots
No as deplorables.  ;)

They just like having all the conspiracy theories come out first. This way they make themselves look like idiots. Speaking of idiots I wonder what Hannity is going to lie about tonight?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17188 on: January 25, 2018, 02:47:16 PM »
Not quite. They needed some time to look through everything & do what needs to be done with certain parts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17189 on: January 25, 2018, 02:50:08 PM »
Not quite. They needed some time to look through everything & do what needs to be done with certain parts.
Remember this is Trump's DOJ that is handling this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17190 on: January 25, 2018, 02:53:58 PM »
Remember this is Trump's DOJ that is handling this.
I wasn’t referring to doj. But doj is full of leftovers too

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17191 on: January 25, 2018, 03:19:36 PM »
Over and over it is said I never give Trump credit for anything. Again for the xx time I will prove you wrong. Watch the price of gold.  ;)
Wonder how much gold this guy bought?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17192 on: January 25, 2018, 05:22:12 PM »
Wonder how much gold this guy bought?

Too bad you didn't buy Bitcoin, you'd have 11x your money.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17193 on: January 25, 2018, 05:25:10 PM »
Too bad you didn't buy Bitcoin, you'd have 11x your money.
Lets just pick a number out of thin air, 125k. If my two choices were Bitcoin or gold I would choose gold for that investment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17194 on: January 25, 2018, 05:37:16 PM »
Lets just pick a number out of thin air, 125k. If my two choices were Bitcoin or gold I would choose gold for that investment.

I guess diversifying wasn't an option.
$100k in Gold  = $120k today
$25k in Bitcoin = $280k today
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17195 on: January 25, 2018, 05:42:44 PM »
I guess diversifying wasn't an option.
$100k in Gold  = $120k today
$25k in Bitcoin = $280k today
I can pick other investments that did better. Not sure what that proves. If I had to bet, smart money would be on JTZ putting his money where his mouth is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17196 on: January 25, 2018, 06:09:16 PM »
I can pick other investments that did better. Not sure what that proves. If I had to bet, smart money would be on JTZ putting his money where his mouth is.
Look JTZ is a quitter...just disappears off DDF like that..don't waste time on him

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17197 on: January 25, 2018, 06:15:35 PM »
Hannity (like certain members here) made a big deal out of this "secret society". Now the person who said he had an informant is backtracking and it is a real possibility it was a joke. Where are these Hannity defenders. If you believe anything Hannity says you are the most Gullible of the Gullibles!!! Hannity gives #fakenews a bad name.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17198 on: January 25, 2018, 06:16:03 PM »
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« Reply #17199 on: January 25, 2018, 06:24:56 PM »
Hannity (like certain members here) made a big deal out of this "secret society". Now the person who said he had an informant is backtracking and it is a real possibility it was a joke. Where are these Hannity defenders. If you believe anything Hannity says you are the most Gullible of the Gullibles!!! Hannity gives #fakenews a bad name.
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