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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3954949 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19260 on: April 03, 2018, 08:28:03 PM »
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After she was bullied by liberals for saying nothing wrong.
FTFY
So that is why FOX gave her a timeout?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19261 on: April 03, 2018, 08:29:20 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 03, 2018, 08:27:11 PM

Fake news.
Who apologized to who?  :P
Who got sent to sit in the corner for a timeout?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19262 on: April 03, 2018, 08:33:34 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:28:03 PM
So that is why FOX gave her a timeout?
Makes sense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19263 on: April 03, 2018, 08:36:15 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 03, 2018, 08:33:34 PM
Makes sense.
So FOX gets bullied by liberals? If that is the case they should be off the air.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19264 on: April 03, 2018, 08:37:17 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:36:15 PM
So FOX gets bullied by liberals? If that is the case they should be off the air.
"If that's the case" did something just change? AFAIK you have been saying that the whole time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19265 on: April 03, 2018, 08:39:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:36:15 PM
So FOX gets bullied by liberals? If that is the case they should be off the air.
They apologize and give a time out so that you can say they ate crow and then go on with life.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19266 on: April 03, 2018, 08:40:36 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 03, 2018, 08:37:17 PM
"If that's the case" did something just change? AFAIK you have been saying that the whole time.
I said they are bullied by liberals? Provide just one link!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19267 on: April 03, 2018, 08:41:31 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 03, 2018, 08:39:43 PM
They apologize and give a time out so that you can say they ate crow and then go on with life.
If that is the case then why is Hannity still on the air?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19268 on: April 03, 2018, 08:42:19 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:40:36 PM
I said they are bullied by liberals? Provide just one link!!!
I was referring to this part:

Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:36:15 PM
If that is the case they should be off the air.

That you have always been saying they should be off the air, so what changed now?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19269 on: April 03, 2018, 08:44:33 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:41:31 PM
If that is the case then why is Hannity still on the air?  :)
He is on for long enough that they can't get away with that with their core.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19270 on: April 03, 2018, 08:46:02 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:24:16 PM
Name one bulk mailer that does the same volume as Amazon and doesn't get the same discount?
Keep watching Hannity and Laura Ingraham. Is she even on anymore after the crow from a teenager she had to eat.
Can you explain how what she said was wrong?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19271 on: April 03, 2018, 08:46:28 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 03, 2018, 08:42:19 PM
That you have always been saying they should be off the air, so what changed now?
My point was if FOX was bullied by liberals they would be off the air. Pointing out what your sidekick said was #fakenews.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19272 on: April 03, 2018, 08:47:31 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 03, 2018, 08:46:02 PM
Can you explain how what she said was wrong?
We went over this. You disagree with me, most everyone else and FOX.
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« Reply #19273 on: April 03, 2018, 08:47:36 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:46:28 PM
My point was if FOX was bullied by liberals they would be off the air. Pointing out what your sidekick said was #fakenews.
I have a sidekick? ???
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19274 on: April 03, 2018, 08:51:13 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 08:47:31 PM
We went over this. You disagree with me, most everyone else and FOX.
You never explained other than that you seem to feel that the liberal kids there have immunity to say any stupidity they want and anyone who calls them out is being a jerk while on any conservative kids anyone can have a field day. Who cares that the numbers are on her side that only 9% of kids with his GPA get accepted. I showed that from UCLA's own numbers.
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« Reply #19275 on: April 03, 2018, 09:16:44 PM »
We all knew from the beginning they would only be satisfied by a human sacrifice.
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« Reply #19276 on: April 03, 2018, 09:20:48 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 03, 2018, 09:16:44 PM
We all knew from the beginning they would only be satisfied by a human sacrifice.
She caused the problem with trying to embarrass (I know you disagree) this teenager. Even many on FOX said (The Five as an example) she crossed the line.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19279 on: April 03, 2018, 11:14:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 03, 2018, 10:34:59 AM
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!! How many people have to tell this dumbass he is wrong. Total incompetence!!!

I am right about Amazon costing the United States Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy. Amazon should pay these costs (plus) and not have them bourne by the American Taxpayer. Many billions of dollars. P.O. leaders don’t have a clue (or do they?)!
Quote from: ilherman on April 03, 2018, 03:52:30 PM
There is no reason my tax money is going to Amazon to be their delivery boy. Amazon is gotta start paying for its shipping. I can only imagine how those disgraced Amazon lobbyists feel now when for the first time since Reagan the president is ignoring them and finally putting the people first. MAGA
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