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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3955229 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19240 on: April 02, 2018, 02:54:51 AM »
This idiot needs to stop watching FOX.
Is there a way to dislike a post?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19241 on: April 02, 2018, 09:32:47 AM »
Is there a way to dislike a post?
So you like POTUS getting his information from some nutcase talking heads?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19243 on: April 02, 2018, 09:51:15 AM »

I'll take trumps sex life...
We already established your moral standard, none.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19245 on: April 02, 2018, 02:38:34 PM »
You want to see the biggest embarrassment to our country, look in the mirror. That's why most Americans didn't vote for you!!!


"So sad that the Department of “Justice” and the FBI are slow walking, or even not giving, the unredacted documents requested by Congress. An embarrassment to our country!"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19246 on: April 02, 2018, 02:57:24 PM »
We already established your moral standard, none.

Yes, now we're establishing yours.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19247 on: April 02, 2018, 03:06:40 PM »
Yes, now we're establishing yours.
Mine were established before you were born.  :P
Your problem and the Trumpsters problem is you expect me to defend these pigs. I don't and you have nothing to fall back on except your own lack of morals.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19248 on: April 02, 2018, 03:17:02 PM »
Mine were established before you were born.  :P
Your problem and the Trumpsters problem is you expect me to defend these pigs. I don't and you have nothing to fall back on except your own lack of morals.

You see me defending anyone?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19249 on: April 02, 2018, 03:20:20 PM »
You see me defending anyone?
All the time you defend Trump but try to pretend you don't.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19250 on: April 02, 2018, 03:25:56 PM »
All the time you defend Trump but try to pretend you don't.


Ah, gotcha.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19251 on: April 03, 2018, 10:34:59 AM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!! How many people have to tell this dumbass he is wrong. Total incompetence!!!

I am right about Amazon costing the United States Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy. Amazon should pay these costs (plus) and not have them bourne by the American Taxpayer. Many billions of dollars. P.O. leaders don’t have a clue (or do they?)!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19252 on: April 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!! How many people have to tell this dumbass he is wrong. Total incompetence!!!

I am right about Amazon costing the United States Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy. Amazon should pay these costs (plus) and not have them bourne by the American Taxpayer. Many billions of dollars. P.O. leaders don’t have a clue (or do they?)!
Again we hear BANANA BANANA BANANA!!!
Calling him an idiot would be an insult to all his idiot supporters.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19254 on: April 03, 2018, 03:52:30 PM »
BANANA BANANA BANANA!!! How many people have to tell this dumbass he is wrong. Total incompetence!!!

I am right about Amazon costing the United States Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy. Amazon should pay these costs (plus) and not have them bourne by the American Taxpayer. Many billions of dollars. P.O. leaders don’t have a clue (or do they?)!
There is no reason my tax money is going to Amazon to be their delivery boy. Amazon is gotta start paying for its shipping. I can only imagine how those disgraced Amazon lobbyists feel now when for the first time since Reagan the president is ignoring them and finally putting the people first. MAGA
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19255 on: April 03, 2018, 04:01:51 PM »
There is no reason my tax money is going to Amazon to be their delivery boy. Amazon is gotta start paying for its shipping. I can only imagine how those disgraced Amazon lobbyists feel now when for the first time since Reagan the president is ignoring them and finally putting the people first. MAGA
I guess calling Trump an idiot would not be insult to his idiot supporters.  :)
Amazon pays the same bulk rate as other shippers. Tax payers got screwed when Trump gave them a massive tax break. I wouldn't expect you or Hannity to understand facts!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19256 on: April 03, 2018, 08:08:50 PM »

Amazon pays the same bulk rate as other shippers.
Fake news. As usual. #maddow #factsdon'tmatter
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19257 on: April 03, 2018, 08:24:16 PM »
Fake news. As usual. #maddow #factsdon'tmatter
Name one bulk mailer that does the same volume as Amazon and doesn't get the same discount?
Keep watching Hannity and Laura Ingraham. Is she even on anymore after the crow from a teenager she had to eat.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19258 on: April 03, 2018, 08:25:21 PM »
Name one bulk mailer that does the same volume as Amazon and doesn't get the same discount?
Keep watching Hannity and Laura Ingraham. Is she even on anymore after the crow from a teenager she had to eat.
After she was bullied by liberals for saying nothing wrong.
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19259 on: April 03, 2018, 08:27:11 PM »


after the crow from a teenager she had to eat.

Fake news.
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