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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3921635 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25660 on: November 05, 2018, 09:40:37 AM »
If HRC is the "queen of abortions' does that make Trump the king of "mass shootings/murders"?
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/414807-kellyanne-conway-refers-to-hillary-clinton-as-queen-of-abortion
Please provide evidence of Trump calling for mass shootings.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25661 on: November 05, 2018, 09:43:44 AM »
Please provide evidence of Trump calling for mass shootings.
HRC didn't call for abortions. There claiming her stance on abortion makes her the "queen". Using the same twisted logic Trump is the "king" of mass shootings/murders.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25663 on: November 05, 2018, 10:02:23 AM »
HRC didn't call for abortions. There claiming her stance on abortion makes her the "queen". Using the same twisted logic Trump is the "king" of mass shootings/murders.
OK I'll reword it if it makes you happy.

Please provide evidence of Trump supporting mass shootings.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25664 on: November 05, 2018, 10:30:10 AM »
Please provide evidence of Trump supporting mass shootings.
He supports gun policies that puts AR15's and other guns in these nutcases hands. He is beholding to the NRA. What happen to all these things he was going to do after the meeting with the Parkland parents? He folded like a cheap suit after the meeting with the NRA. 

Now where is the evidence HRC supports abortions? She supports right to choose just as Trump supports the right to own a gun. You don't get to have it both ways. If you are going to use twisted logic then that applies to both sides.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25665 on: November 05, 2018, 10:43:14 AM »
https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/gop-candidate-no-peace-in-israel-until-jews-convert-to-christianity-1.6618083
Not all Trump supporters are racist, anti-gay or anti- Semites. If you are one of these there is a high probability you support Trump. I wonder why, not!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25666 on: November 05, 2018, 10:48:01 AM »
He supports gun policies that puts AR15's and other guns in these nutcases hands. He is beholding to the NRA. What happen to all these things he was going to do after the meeting with the Parkland parents? He folded like a cheap suit after the meeting with the NRA. 

Now where is the evidence HRC supports abortions? She supports right to choose just as Trump supports the right to own a gun. You don't get to have it both ways. If you are going to use twisted logic then that applies to both sides.

Bottom line, exactly which politicians are you voting for tomorrow? Don't be shy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25667 on: November 05, 2018, 10:49:53 AM »
Bottom line, exactly which politicians are you voting for tomorrow? Don't be shy.
Big one's by me is governor and AG. AG will be the R. Not sure yet on governor. See how easy it is to answer questions?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25668 on: November 05, 2018, 11:05:08 AM »
OK I'll reword it if it makes you happy.

Please provide evidence of Trump supporting mass shootings.
I wouldn’t bother trying to make Chaim Moskowitz happy

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25669 on: November 05, 2018, 11:24:06 AM »
I wouldn’t bother trying to make Chaim Moskowitz happy
He is not trying to make me happy. He is trying to gotcha! The problem is he is out of his league.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25670 on: November 05, 2018, 11:50:30 AM »
If I didn't request or fill out any forms for absentee ballots, is it still possible for me to vote overseas tomorrow?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25671 on: November 05, 2018, 12:48:56 PM »
Big one's by me is governor and AG. AG will be the R. Not sure yet on governor. See how easy it is to answer questions?  :)

You didn't answer the question.

What is the name of the AG?

How do you not know yet who you will vote for Governor? We are one day away. Will you decide while standing in the booth?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25672 on: November 05, 2018, 01:05:03 PM »
You didn't answer the question.

What is the name of the AG?

How do you not know yet who you will vote for Governor? We are one day away. Will you decide while standing in the booth?

Unimpressed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25673 on: November 05, 2018, 01:48:12 PM »
Unimpressed.
Like I care.  :P
I haven't decide yet on governor. I might skip that one like I did for 2016 president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25674 on: November 05, 2018, 02:06:40 PM »
He supports gun policies that puts AR15's and other guns in these nutcases hands. He is beholding to the NRA. What happen to all these things he was going to do after the meeting with the Parkland parents? He folded like a cheap suit after the meeting with the NRA. 

Now where is the evidence HRC supports abortions? She supports right to choose just as Trump supports the right to own a gun. You don't get to have it both ways. If you are going to use twisted logic then that applies to both sides.
If Hillary's position was to allow people to own forceps, even though they can be used for abortion, then you would have a good comparison.

Hillary supports allowing someone to have their unborn child killed, Trump does not support allowing someone to take their AR-15 and kill.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25676 on: November 05, 2018, 02:23:56 PM »
If Hillary's position was to allow people to own forceps, even though they can be used for abortion, then you would have a good comparison.

Hillary supports allowing someone to have their unborn child killed, Trump does not support allowing someone to take their AR-15 and kill.
HRC believes in the right to choose. Trump believes in the right to own a gun including an assault rifle whos main purpose is to kill. So I agree comparing HRC position of right to choose and Trumps position to own an assault weapon to mass murder is not a good comparison. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25678 on: November 05, 2018, 04:02:55 PM »
Where is the wall and who is paying for it? ROFLMAO!!!
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