Judaism is simple. It's about eating cholent every Shabbos morning.
"eating "
Bais hillel says with a spoon Bais shaimai says with a fork and you aren't mikayim the mitzva with a spoon. Rabbi Tarfon said with a spoon or fork but only while sitting, the sages say in any position, once Rabbi Tarfon was eating at a kiddush and sat down before getting to the chulent, the sages said for that he must do teshuva.
"cholent"
Freddie says chulent means beans meat and potatoes but ExGingi says no meat just beans and potatoes, the sages say for this Exgingi must do teshuva.
"every"
Shabbos yom kipur and pesach are excluded according to all opinions.
"Shabbos morning"
aygart says morning means before chatzos hayom but only after davening.
@rots5 says it means before hashkama minyan only.
@ExGingi says this means before shachris at least before 4pm, but before musaf is also acceptable if you make kidush on vodka.
@CountValentine And now you can understand, what a simple statement is, that everyone agrees with means, in Judaism...
