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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2154811 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28880 on: December 13, 2019, 01:33:50 PM »
I agree with MO over here and with your assessment of DJT's stupid comment but how is this a class act? It can just as easily be political.
he's sticking up for his landsliet

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28881 on: December 14, 2019, 09:59:30 PM »
Satire

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28886 on: December 16, 2019, 11:36:13 PM »
Sounds like some fear his work may go against them.
Maybe but have a valid point that I already made.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28887 on: December 17, 2019, 10:08:09 AM »
Bring em on baby.

Trumps average approval rating on 538 hits 43.5%, the highest in 2 years!

And higher than Obama was at this time in office!

+ Suffolk University and IBD polls showing Trump leading all his D rivals in 2020 matchup! And don't forget Suffolk University is a D leaning poll according to 538.

Bring em on.

Thank you Nancy!
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28888 on: December 17, 2019, 10:12:46 AM »
WOW all of sudden someone believes the polls.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28889 on: December 17, 2019, 10:33:40 AM »
WOW all of sudden someone believes the polls.
He does not, thats why he's excited.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28890 on: December 17, 2019, 10:37:58 AM »
WOW all of sudden someone believes the polls.
We will have to wait and see.
Mark my words " you will have POTUS TRUMP till Jan 2025" the good news is, you have this thread to keep you busy for the next 5 years.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28892 on: December 17, 2019, 11:12:59 AM »
We will have to wait and see.
Mark my words " you will have POTUS TRUMP till Jan 2025" the good news is, you have this thread to keep you busy for the next 5 years.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28893 on: December 17, 2019, 11:16:18 AM »
It's a work in progress, the left is working to tarnish Durhams stellar reputation to discredit the results of his investigation.
Wonder where they got that from?  :P

Talking when he has ongoing investigation? He is tarnishing his reputation himself.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28894 on: December 17, 2019, 01:31:45 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28895 on: December 17, 2019, 02:51:38 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.
The left eats its own

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28896 on: December 17, 2019, 07:39:53 PM »
Are there any Dems voting against impeachment?
Besides for the guy from NJ that’s switching parties

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28897 on: December 17, 2019, 07:41:48 PM »
Are there any Dems voting against impeachment?
I sure hope so and hopefully some R's will vote for it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28898 on: December 17, 2019, 07:43:20 PM »
I sure hope so and hopefully some R's will vote for it.
I’m sure you do! That way it will seem “bipartisan”
but highly doubt any republican votes for it
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28899 on: December 17, 2019, 08:15:52 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.
its spelled DARE