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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3949801 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3220 on: September 26, 2016, 11:00:53 PM »
Moderator didn't go after hillary on none of her major issues like the foundation, emails , benghazi, and on and on, was not even, he was on the defensive most of the time

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3221 on: September 26, 2016, 11:07:24 PM »


Moderator didn't go after hillary on none of her major issues like the foundation, emails , benghazi, and on and on, 

But neither did trump!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3222 on: September 26, 2016, 11:07:55 PM »
Moderator didn't go after hillary on none of her major issues like the foundation, emails , benghazi, and on and on, was not even, he was on the defensive most of the time
Agree.  I usually stay away from those kind of complaints but was pretty ridiculously one sided

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3223 on: September 26, 2016, 11:08:58 PM »

But neither did trump!
True, that was also a missed opportunity

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3224 on: September 26, 2016, 11:13:26 PM »
Moderator didn't go after hillary on none of her major issues like the foundation, emails , benghazi, and on and on, was not even, he was on the defensive most of the time
keep in mind there are two more debates. They're prob saving it for closer to november...
As @davidmal says: "Likes" feed the family

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3225 on: September 26, 2016, 11:15:51 PM »

Cnn front page.  Bias much?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3226 on: September 26, 2016, 11:16:38 PM »
Hillary won. But Trump will recalculate, and he may crush her in the next 2 debates.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3227 on: September 26, 2016, 11:23:26 PM »




Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3228 on: September 26, 2016, 11:24:15 PM »
Hillary won. But Trump will recalculate, and he may crush her in the next 2 debates.
What makes you think he'll do so now? Was this debate a surprise to him that he was called in to at the last moment?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3229 on: September 26, 2016, 11:25:24 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3230 on: September 26, 2016, 11:37:29 PM »
What makes you think he'll do so now? Was this debate a surprise to him that he was called in to at the last moment?
He'll learn from his mistakes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3231 on: September 26, 2016, 11:40:15 PM »
Lester Holt should be ashamed of himself.

Hillary is a woman. You said she doesn't look like a president. What did you mean?

Not to mention he persisted on the Iraq question after Trump debunked it.

Made Candy Crowley look good.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3232 on: September 26, 2016, 11:44:24 PM »
I can't help but wonder if it's his "unpreparedness" that attracts voters to him... I guess we'll see in the next few days.
His style deff does attract ppl, and he probably didn't lose any traction, however at this point he needs to gain and bring over more undecided the unprepardness he showed tonight is not what s going to bring them over and in fact it seems his campaign is not happy that he fell for reverting back to himself.  I'd imagine the next 2 debates he'll b a lot more prepared and be able to compete with hillary s presidentialness/ staying clear calm & collected throughout

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3233 on: September 26, 2016, 11:47:06 PM »
Trump bombed. Good

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3234 on: September 26, 2016, 11:49:02 PM »
I think Hillary did her best. Trump did not. Which leaves us with more room for Trump to improve and slam her in the next two shots, whereas she can only do as good as she did tonight.

OTOH, he can just get so clumsy...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3235 on: September 26, 2016, 11:49:29 PM »
Hillary, for all her huge faults, was more poised under Trump's attacks, than all the GOP candidates. You gotta give her credit.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3236 on: September 26, 2016, 11:50:19 PM »
I think Hillary did her best. Trump did not. Which leaves us with more room for Trump to improve and slam her in the next two shots, whereas she can only do as good as she did tonight.

OTOH, he can just get so clumsy...
What makes you think he'll do so now? Was this debate a surprise to him that he was called in to at the last moment?
Did you write both of these posts?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3237 on: September 26, 2016, 11:51:19 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3238 on: September 26, 2016, 11:52:54 PM »
Trump bombed. Good
Your full fledged unbiased opinion complete with all the cognitive dissonance.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3239 on: September 26, 2016, 11:54:17 PM »
Your full fledged unbiased opinion complete with all the cognitive dissonance.
The whole country (including Trump) knows Hillary won round 1.