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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3938259 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24360 on: September 23, 2018, 01:44:55 PM »
Didn't chap that you meant combined....
I should spelled this out better.
You don't see 55% of I's don't have enough information or not sure?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24362 on: September 25, 2018, 01:20:57 PM »
President Trump is now literally a laughing stock -- he addressed the United Nations and drew audible laughs when he pulled his signature move ... bragging about his presidency.
http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/25/president-trump-brags-united-nations-world-leaders-laughter/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24363 on: September 25, 2018, 01:30:52 PM »
President Trump is now literally a laughing stock -- he addressed the United Nations and drew audible laughs when he pulled his signature move ... bragging about his presidency.
http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/25/president-trump-brags-united-nations-world-leaders-laughter/
A clown in a circus. Perfect.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24364 on: September 25, 2018, 01:55:05 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24366 on: September 26, 2018, 11:38:07 AM »

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« Reply #24367 on: September 26, 2018, 12:19:29 PM »
Is that new information? We know she's been telling this story since 2012.
Many claimed she just did it now since his nomination. Going to be pretty hard to say she made this up in 2012 in case he was the nominee in 2018. They will need to switch to it did happen but she is mistaken about K.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24371 on: September 26, 2018, 12:48:40 PM »
Oh, Avenatti unlocked his Twitter account again?
Sometimes you have do what you have to do.
https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1044754397182480393
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24372 on: September 26, 2018, 12:51:35 PM »
Only one problem with this tweet. His accusations turned out to be true. You knew about the payoffs and approved them.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1044991766309621760
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24373 on: September 26, 2018, 01:18:10 PM »
I watched K's interview on FOX. I can say with 99% certainty he is a stone cold liar when he said he never drank so much that he woke up the next morning and never didn't remember something.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24374 on: September 26, 2018, 01:50:02 PM »
Only one problem with this tweet. His accusations turned out to be true. You knew about the payoffs and approved them.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1044991766309621760
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24375 on: September 26, 2018, 02:03:48 PM »
Many claimed she just did it now since his nomination. Going to be pretty hard to say she made this up in 2012 in case he was the nominee in 2018. They will need to switch to it did happen but she is mistaken about K.
Huh? We know that she has shared a story in 2012, however is there anyone who remembers her mentioning Ks name?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24376 on: September 26, 2018, 02:15:52 PM »
Avenatti is still a total low-life
Not sure about "total" but I agree. Now the question is if this latest (third) allegation is true.
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« Reply #24377 on: September 26, 2018, 02:18:47 PM »
Huh? We know that she has shared a story in 2012, however is there anyone who remembers her mentioning Ks name?
They will need to switch to it did happen but she is mistaken about K.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24378 on: September 26, 2018, 02:31:33 PM »
Hey Flake you act like Trump respects women. He is a scum-bag and that is why he says these ignorant things. Anyone that says or asks these same questions is just as ignorant.


The Arizona senator went on to criticize Trump, who tweeted last week that "if the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says," charges would have been filed with law enforcement and questioned why she did not come forward with her allegations earlier.

"I must also say that separate and apart from this nomination and the facts that pertain to it, I do not believe that the claim of sexual assault is invalid because a 15-year-old girl didn't promptly report the assault to the authorities, as the President of the United States said just two days ago," Flake said.
He added, "How uninformed and uncaring do we have to be to say things like that, much less believe them? Do we have any idea what kind of message that sends, especially to young women? How many times do we have to marginalize and ignore women before we learn that important lesson?"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24379 on: September 26, 2018, 02:39:37 PM »
I guess he is now changing his choir boy image that he portrayed in the FOX interview!!!

But I was not perfect in those days, just as I am not perfect today. I drank beer with my friends, usually on weekends. Sometimes I had too many. In retrospect, I said and did things in high school that make me cringe now.
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