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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3921114 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3240 on: September 26, 2016, 11:57:08 PM »
Not happy about this. Winners take control of the situation, not respond. #SMH
The only good line IMHO was, "I will release my tax returns, against my lawyers' wishes, when she releases her 33000 emails that have been deleted."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3241 on: September 26, 2016, 11:57:12 PM »
All he had to do to win was not shoot off his mouth.
All she had to do to win is to not look flustered when he shoots off his mouth.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3242 on: September 26, 2016, 11:58:03 PM »
The whole country (including Trump) knows Hillary won round 1.
I agree but not as widely as you think.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3243 on: September 26, 2016, 11:58:36 PM »
I was disapointed I was hoping he would eviscerate her.
I wonder if it's because he chose not to prepare?
Underestimated her abilty?
Seemed not to be feeling well sniffling and drinking all that water?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3244 on: September 27, 2016, 12:01:21 AM »
The whole country (including Trump) knows Hillary won round 1.
That may depend how you define won. To the educated voter Hillary definitely had a better grasp of policy and that was expected. The big question is whether he was able to connect enough with voters who do not like Hillary but were not quite ready to vote for him and others on the fence. The question is whether or not he did well enough. DOn't expect him to turn into a little lamb. Either way, but especially in this context, having not "won" doesn't equal "bombed".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3245 on: September 27, 2016, 12:03:51 AM »
Either way, but especially in this context, having not "won" doesn't equal "bombed".
agreed.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3246 on: September 27, 2016, 12:04:25 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10154486612677464
"Tonight, Donald Trump had his strongest debate performance of the election cycle."
LOL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3247 on: September 27, 2016, 12:08:49 AM »
BTW, the onliune polls are very split including some left wing places.
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/09/who_won_debate_trump_clinton_poll_live_presidential.html
http://fortune.com/2016/09/26/presidential-debate-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-poll/

Note how in the second one once it came to issues Trump was ahead.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3248 on: September 27, 2016, 12:17:32 AM »
BTW, the onliune polls are very split including some left wing places.
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/09/who_won_debate_trump_clinton_poll_live_presidential.html
http://fortune.com/2016/09/26/presidential-debate-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-poll/

Note how in the second one once it came to issues Trump was ahead.
And here http://time.com/4506217/presidential-debate-clinton-trump-survey/

How do explain the disparity between this and the CNN poll? Both liberal outfits.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3249 on: September 27, 2016, 12:19:55 AM »
BTW, the onliune polls are very split including some left wing places.
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/09/who_won_debate_trump_clinton_poll_live_presidential.html
http://fortune.com/2016/09/26/presidential-debate-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-poll/

Note how in the second one once it came to issues Trump was ahead.
I have yet to find a poll that says Clinton won the debate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3250 on: September 27, 2016, 12:20:46 AM »
And here http://time.com/4506217/presidential-debate-clinton-trump-survey/

How do explain the disparity between this and the CNN poll? Both liberal outfits.
drudge linked to it just to mess with them.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3251 on: September 27, 2016, 12:22:35 AM »
And here http://time.com/4506217/presidential-debate-clinton-trump-survey/

How do explain the disparity between this and the CNN poll? Both liberal outfits.
Simple. Drudge links to the Time poll, but not to the CNN poll.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3252 on: September 27, 2016, 12:23:01 AM »
I have yet to find a poll that says Clinton won the debate.
CNN and PPP
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3253 on: September 27, 2016, 12:23:57 AM »
Watching these 2 horrific options actually makes me fearful.

I'm usually annoyed by the hyperbolic fear mongering that comes from both sides during campaigns. Now, neither could over exaggerate. #voteharambe

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3254 on: September 27, 2016, 12:24:22 AM »
Okay, will you agree to my theory?

I think the Trump's came out of this debate exactly the way they wanted!

They wanted to make sure he does not come out a loser. He definitely did not come out a loser.

They wanted Hillary to unleash everything she has on him right at the first debate, his tax returns, his women's issues etc. so by the next to debates she wont have what to say on him.

On the other hand he still has a whole long list for what to attack her. They want him to bring that up closer to November.

Basically, his magazine is now full while hers is empty!  He is ready to fire.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3255 on: September 27, 2016, 12:26:59 AM »
Okay, will you agree to my theory?

I think the Trump's came out of this debate exactly the way they wanted!

They wanted to make sure he does not come out a loser. He definitely did not come out a loser.

They wanted Hillary to unleash everything she has on him right at the first debate, his tax returns, his women's issues etc. so by the next to debates she wont have what to say on him.

On the other hand he still has a whole long list for what to attack her. They want him to bring that up closer to November.

Basically, his magazine is now full while hers is empty!  He is ready to fire.
this too is cognitive dissonance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3256 on: September 27, 2016, 12:28:46 AM »
Okay, will you agree to my theory?

I think the Trump's came out of this debate exactly the way they wanted!

They wanted to make sure he does not come out a loser. He definitely did not come out a loser.

They wanted Hillary to unleash everything she has on him right at the first debate, his tax returns, his women's issues etc. so by the next to debates she wont have what to say on him.

On the other hand he still has a whole long list for what to attack her. They want him to bring that up closer to November.

Basically, his magazine is now full while hers is empty!  He is ready to fire.
and what makes you think Hillary doesn't have more???
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3257 on: September 27, 2016, 12:32:30 AM »
and what makes you think Hillary doesn't have more???
why is more needed
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3258 on: September 27, 2016, 12:33:20 AM »
Did someone count how many times trump said the word PAY?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3259 on: September 27, 2016, 12:36:01 AM »
Did someone count how many times trump said the word PAY?
what do you consider to be the significance of that word?
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