I was in Florida...and I saw a bumper sticker that read "I miss the Bronx".So I broke the widow, stole the radio, and left a note that read, `I hope this helps`.
it's good to be a Lubavitcher
Knock KnockWho is There?Maror.Maror Who?Just Lettuce in.
Had a weird dream last night... I was in a ocean of orange soda. Turns out, it was just a Fanta-sea.
you must have been taking coke...
Heard about the blondie who tried snorting coke?She got the ice cubes stuck in her nose.
Either she had tiny ice cubes, or a really large nose.
Most people write congrats, just because they don't know how to spell "CONGRAJULAYSHINS"