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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3912145 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3620 on: October 08, 2016, 08:57:05 PM »
Been saying that since day 1 and half this place has been calling me crazy.
This makes him disqualified?? Any other person in the world only wishes they were in his position to take advantage of women... They are only jealous of him...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3621 on: October 08, 2016, 08:58:52 PM »
This makes him disqualified?? Any other person in the world only wishes they were in his position to take advantage of women... They are only jealous of him...
You want such a man serving as your President?
He should drop out and spare himself the landslide awaiting him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3622 on: October 08, 2016, 09:01:50 PM »
Does anyone think that the mods or Hillary will bring this up tomorrow by the debate?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3623 on: October 08, 2016, 09:02:41 PM »
Does anyone think that the mods or Hillary will bring this up tomorrow by the debate?

I will bet my house on it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3624 on: October 08, 2016, 09:02:44 PM »
You want such a man serving as your President?
He should drop out and spare himself the landslide awaiting him.
Have you seen his ego?  Aint gonna happen.  Best thing is he drops out and his running mate will run.  But i dont think he can drop out at this point. Voting is open in some states
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3625 on: October 08, 2016, 09:04:09 PM »
You want such a man serving as your President?
He should drop out and spare himself the landslide awaiting him.
I'd rather this man than such a woeman any day...
Al pi derech hateva there was no way he would get this far. It's obvious to me that he has a special Siyata dishmaya... He is gonna win...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3626 on: October 08, 2016, 09:06:53 PM »
Did anyone here actually think that he doesn't talk that way? I never thought for a second that he was any better than that. Does anyone think Bill Clinton doesn't talk that way? Do you know anyone who will change their vote based on that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3627 on: October 08, 2016, 09:08:21 PM »
I think there might have been 2 ppl on here saying that... most of the rest of the argument has been now that he's here should we vote for him
+1000000 maybe more than 2 but the vast majority are only discussing now that he is the nominee and I highly doubt this changes anything.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3628 on: October 08, 2016, 09:08:57 PM »
You want such a man serving as your President?
He should drop out and spare himself the landslide awaiting him.
We've already had one like that and his name was Clinton. From what they say also Kennedy and others.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3629 on: October 08, 2016, 09:21:33 PM »
This makes him disqualified?? Any other person in the world only wishes they were in his position to take advantage of women... They are only jealous of him...
Doesn't matter if we think it disqualifies him. It matters if undecided women will not vote for him bec of it
Did anyone here actually think that he doesn't talk that way? I never thought for a second that he was any better than that. Does anyone think Bill Clinton doesn't talk that way? Do you know anyone who will change their vote based on that?
Of course noone is surprised but its terrible optics and it will sway women... arent you the big Scott Adams guy.  This is not an intellectual argument its an emotional one and audio like this can have a resounding effect
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3630 on: October 08, 2016, 09:27:22 PM »
Doesn't matter if we think it disqualifies him. It matters what if undecided women will not vote for him bec of itOf course noone is surprised but its terrible optics and it will sway women... arent you the big Scott Adams guy.  This is not an intellectual argument its an emotional one and audio like this can have a resounding effect

Bingo. Was very surprised to see aygart argue that line of reasoning.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3631 on: October 08, 2016, 09:30:25 PM »
I think he's toast. He needed to rebound tomorrow night and instead the whole focus will be on this. ..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3632 on: October 08, 2016, 09:34:57 PM »
I'm not the big Scott Adams guy but he did make sense to me out of some of trumps actions. I would bet his reaction was similar though. Did he write about it?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3633 on: October 08, 2016, 09:38:45 PM »
I think he's toast. He needed to rebound tomorrow night and instead the whole focus will be on this. ..
+1, Emotionally I'm a bit disappointed as I hate to see Clinton win, but intellectually I think we're better off.
To reference your analogy of the Giants Patriots Superbowl,  Trump wining would have given a momentary pleasure of seeing Hillary lose but come the next day Id quixkly regret it, like seeing Giant's fans gloating over the win and proclaiming Eli as the best qb in the history of the game.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3634 on: October 08, 2016, 09:41:50 PM »
+1, Emotionally I'm a bit disappointed as I hate to see Clinton win, but intellectually I think we're better off.
To reference your analogy of the Giants Patriots Superbowl,  Trump wining would have given a momentary pleasure of seeing Hillary lose but come the next day Id quixkly regret it, like seeing Giant's fans gloating over the win and proclaiming Eli as the best qb in the history of the game.
I hear though I'm not so sure we're better off.... we can only hope for miracle.  Let there be a avalanche of bad news forcing him out and everybody beingg so happy that they have a different choice then trump and Clinton that pence wins.... shoot I just woke up

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3635 on: October 08, 2016, 09:44:08 PM »
I hear though I'm not so sure we're better off.... we can only hope for miracle.  Let there be a avalanche of bad news forcing him out and everybody beingg so happy that they have a different choice then trump and Clinton that pence wins.... shoot I just woke up
Or that Hillary dies... And trump gets assassinated... Nobody would be surprised if both would happen. Then pence wins over kaine! Isn't that a better dream while your at it??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3636 on: October 08, 2016, 09:44:22 PM »
I think Trump just became more relatable to the majority of American men.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3637 on: October 08, 2016, 09:45:27 PM »
I think Trump just became more relatable to the majority of American men.
+1,000,000 especially to blacks and Latinos...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3638 on: October 08, 2016, 09:45:43 PM »
I think Trump just became more relatable to the majority of American men.
  in my mind, totally agree.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3639 on: October 08, 2016, 09:46:09 PM »
It's going to be bad either way. Crazy that this is the best we can muster.

Not even any help from 3rd parties.
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