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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3895104 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17081 on: January 24, 2018, 12:02:12 PM »
#fakenews
No one knows what Muller is looking at.
Read it better.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17082 on: January 24, 2018, 12:07:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/956204679838433281

If he thinks it means what he made it sound like he should investigate ASAP and if he is not ready to then he should resign and be replaced by someone who will. If is is simply full of it then he should just resign no matter who takes over.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17083 on: January 24, 2018, 12:18:48 PM »
https://www.dailywire.com/news/26284/did-democrats-turn-fbi-corrupt-anti-trump-tool-or-ben-shapiro
Looks like we've reached our final destination...

"And here’s the problem: every option will now cripple Americans’ basic faith in their institutions. If Republicans are right, the FBI has become a hotbed of corruption. If they’re lying, the Republican Party has become a corrupt vehicle ready to undermine valuable law enforcement institutions in defense of Trump. There is no in-between.

And that means no matter how this ends, it ends ugly."

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17084 on: January 24, 2018, 12:23:31 PM »
Unfortunately the fbi has been consolidating power & going ooc over recent years while undermining other federal & local institutions in the process. And this goes back long before the Russian show.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17085 on: January 24, 2018, 12:44:53 PM »
Blah blah blah. Trump and the R's are in total control.
And that's why they have the ability to launch as many investigations/inquiry's as they'd like. But that's not to say that there's no anti Trump bias in any of these agency's.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17087 on: January 24, 2018, 12:51:38 PM »
is Peter Strzok a Russian mole or a Ukrainian one

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17088 on: January 24, 2018, 12:52:20 PM »
#fakenews
We all want to know who killed JFK.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17089 on: January 24, 2018, 12:58:46 PM »
It is quite concerning (and enlightening) that the Dems don't even care to see what is in the memo. If the way it is described by Rs is true then they should be concerned as well. If not then they should want to refute. Instead, crickets.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17090 on: January 24, 2018, 01:01:35 PM »
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17091 on: January 24, 2018, 01:06:49 PM »
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/241120
If this is true, that's despicable

Until he is president in 2020. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I am waiting for all those who were upset about Trump speaking with foreign governments during the transition, blaming on the Logan act, to speak up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17092 on: January 24, 2018, 01:09:49 PM »
This is what's seems to be wrong with this country!

While this is going on:
People's attention is focused on this:and other nonsense.

But maybe קלקלתנו זו היא תקנתנו, that while everyone is bothered with nonsense, the POTUS advances his agenda. Though in this specific case of tariff/trade wars, I fear it is the opposite and תקנתנו זו היא קלקלתנו.


https://twitter.com/KimStrassel/status/956225456423944194

Unless you get them from HD.....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17093 on: January 24, 2018, 01:14:31 PM »
Until he is president in 2020. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I am waiting for all those who were upset about Trump speaking with foreign governments during the transition, blaming on the Logan act, to speak up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17094 on: January 24, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »
#fakenews
We all want to know who killed JFK.
either Hillary or DJT, depends on who you ask

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17095 on: January 24, 2018, 01:22:27 PM »
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/241120
If this is true, that's despicable
Kerry is in deep with the the Iranians
son-in-law etc

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17096 on: January 24, 2018, 01:22:41 PM »
either Hillary or DJT, depends on who you ask
I think DJT has more standing as he has an in with Cruz.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17097 on: January 24, 2018, 01:23:21 PM »
Kerry is in deep with the the Iranians
son-in-law etc
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17098 on: January 24, 2018, 01:27:09 PM »


Mr. President, your move.

To do what?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17099 on: January 24, 2018, 01:30:29 PM »
Link?  :)
you want the snopes article saying its false? or the conservative ones claiming its true?
regardless he's good friends with the the foreign minister Zarif and was very involved with getting Iran it's $billions with the nuclear agreement http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Iran/Close-bond-forged-between-Kerry-Zarif-key-to-ending-US-Iran-sailor-standoff-441612


https://www.snopes.com/john-kerry-iranian-son-law/
http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/25/kerry-exposes-iranian-family-tie-and-subjects-family-to-blackmail/