To Bee, Or Not To Bee, That Is The Question

[sguitarist18]

"Mayor Adams suggests migrants could fill NYC's lifeguard shortage because 'they're excellent swimmers'"

This would be funnier if it was from the mayor of Miami.

[yelped]

"Mayor Adams suggests migrants could fill NYC's lifeguard shortage because 'they're excellent swimmers'"

It's true, but I'm assuming he meant it as a joke, no?

[Sam 77]

It's true, but I'm assuming he meant it as a joke, no?

No
Curtis sliwa went off on the mayor yesterday morning on the Sid and friend's show about this

[aygart]

[yelped]

Same fact checker as last time with the border wall? Is leaving your brain by the door a requirement for the job?

[jj1000]

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1792610498544038159

[yelped]

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1792610498544038159

To who are they expressing it to? This is another example of this administration's dystopia. The Europeans had no issues expressing condolences to the Iranian people, even though the people hate the regime and are happy they're dead. This statement is worded to avoid that and also attempts to frame it that they're supporting the people's rights to a decent government, but then to who are they expressing condolences? To the Ayatollah and his goons?

[EliJelly]

To who are they expressing it to? This is another example of this administration's dystopia. The Europeans had no issues expressing condolences to the Iranian people, even though the people hate the regime and are happy they're dead. This statement is worded to avoid that and also attempts to frame it that they're supporting the people's rights to a decent government, but then to who are they expressing condolences? To the Ayatollah and his goons?

Dancing on all chasunahs out of utter confusion/incompetence.

[yelped]

Dancing on all chasunahs out of utter confusion/incompetence.

The real question is who are they trying to satisfy? The only plausible answer is the Ayatollah.

[EliJelly]

The real question is who are they trying to satisfy? The only plausible answer is the Ayatollah.

If only they'd please him a little more and show him respect he'll back down from his jihad ambitions and he'll become the peaceful US partner we wish he'd be. 

[DaasTora]

If only they'd please him a little more and show him respect he'll back down from his jihad ambitions and he'll become the peaceful US partner we wish he'd be. 

Is this serious or sarcastic?!

[EliJelly]

Is this serious or sarcastic?!

If it wasn't obvious enough, the latter.

[yelped]

Is this serious or sarcastic?!

He is Satmar (aligned), not Neturei Karta.

[AsherO]

Mexico elects 1st female president following deadliest election campaign in country's modern history.

Claudia Sheinbaum was elected the country's first female president after a bloody election campaign
that saw 37 candidates assassinated.

[YitzyS]

Mexico elects 1st female president following deadliest election campaign in country's modern history.

Claudia Sheinbaum was elected the country's first female president after a bloody election campaign
that saw 37 candidates assassinated.

Unfortunately true. Mexico is almost as bad as the US already, with all this insurrection.

[Dan]

Lime scooters will now be remotely shut down if you drive them over Spokane's Pride crosswalk

[YitzyS]

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-12-different-news-outlets-covered-israels-hostage-rescue

Everyone knows that the media is either fake and biased or completely 100% factual and correct, depending on how your political orientation lines up with any given news source.

With that in mind, The Babylon Bee conducted an investigation into how different media outlets covered Israel's hostage rescue operation:

The Babylon Bee: Breaking: Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue

New York Times: Breaking: Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue

CNN: GENOCIDE: Israel Mass Murders More Palestinian Citizens Also Please Pay Attention To Us We're Broke

Rolling Stone: Palestinians Recount Horror Of Living With 4 Jews For 247 Days

NotTheBee: Israel Just Pulled Off One Of The Most EPIC Rescues In History And Libz Are Big Mad. Let Me Break It Down For You. 🤣🤣🤣

BBC News: Israel Genocidally Commits Genocide By Shooting Back At Innocent Civilian People Shooting At Them In Horrible Genocide

Buzzfeed: Check Out These 32 Recipes From Child-Free Trans Women That You Need In Your Life

Deadspin: Here's a Video of a Racist Israeli Hostage in Blackface Oh Wait Those Are Ashes From His Friend's Incinerated Body And Oops We Just Lost Another $500 Million Defamation Lawsuit

Washington Post: Hi, I'm Raul, The Janitor, Nobody Here Today

HuffPost: Israel Brutally Murders Civilians Innocently Holding AK-47s, Hostages

TMZ: POOLSIDE PICS! You'll Never Believe How These Seven Celebs Responded to Israel's Slaughter of Innocent Palestinians

Al Jazeera: Wait! Don't Shoot! I Can Exp —

[smurf]

Al Jazeera: Wait! Don't Shoot! I Can Exp —

Epic!