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Farts On Planes
« on: May 08, 2024, 08:27:47 PM »
Fellow Flyers, Foul Fate Finds Us Flatulent!  What Fantastic Feats Can We Fashion to Fight Fart Fumes at 30,000 Feet?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2024, 09:49:15 PM »
Boeing method?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2024, 10:05:29 PM »
From Finding Funny Fart Filibuster Forum Findings to Stupid Secret Sauce Stupidity.
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2024, 10:09:11 PM »
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2024, 10:57:01 PM »
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2024, 11:05:20 PM »
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2024, 11:41:45 PM »
Someone once asked me what I do on planes since I don't fit into the lavs. I told him I do the only thing I can, put on noise canceling headphones.
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2024, 12:12:23 AM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on May 08, 2024, 09:49:15 PM
Boeing method?

Personally I prefer the Airbust Method
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2024, 12:13:41 AM »
Quote from: EMCC on May 08, 2024, 08:27:47 PM
Fellow Flyers, Foul Fate Finds Us Flatulent!  What Fantastic Feats Can We Fashion to Fight Fart Fumes at 30,000 Feet?

Firty fousand?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2024, 09:00:44 AM »
Quote from: AsherO on May 09, 2024, 12:12:23 AM
Personally I prefer the Airbust Method
Doesn't get the same breeze
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2024, 09:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on May 09, 2024, 09:00:44 AM
Doesn't get the same breeze
It still has the same Spirit.
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2024, 11:44:53 AM »
They should start serving cholent
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Re: Farts On Planes
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Re: Farts On Planes
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Re: Farts On Planes
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