I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread

[MC]

Not at all.

Yeah ok, I jumped the gun there Just noticed your smiley.

[wayfe]

I'll commiserate...

I've had two students misspell the word "paper"- I didn't even know that was possible!

Multiple students tell me about characters who are golebal (or golibal). See if you can figure that one out! It took me a few momemts.

They proudly tell me that "whom" isn't used today anymore, it's only in old English books.

[Achas Veachas]

I'll commiserate...

I've had two students misspell the word "paper"- I didn't even know that was possible!

Multiple students tell me about characters who are golebal (or golibal). See if you can figure that one out! It took me a few moments.

You really think we're that gullible?

[Achas Veachas]

On the subject (though in a different language), back in the 80s when my mother was a preschool teacher she got a Mitzvah note from a mother "Levi was very good at קשר ברכה". I wonder if any of the Lubavitchers on here can figure that out...

[wayfe]

You really think we're that gullible?

At first I thought they were trying for "global"...

[Achas Veachas]

At first I thought they were trying for "global"...

Well that's what I thought when I saw the "golebal" but then the "golibal" gave it away...

[Marco Polo]

Maybe people should be getting this shirt.

[wayfe]

Now THIS one is takes the cake!

"egsaderate"

for real

[ChaimMoskowitz]

Now THIS one is takes the cake!

"egsaderate"

for real

Whats the problem? Sounds good to me.

[Achas Veachas]

Now THIS one is takes the cake!

"egsaderate"

for real

I think you're egsaderadeeng

[wayfe]

I think you're egsaderadeeng

I couldn't have come up with that if I tried...

[@Yehuda]

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=44280.msg993634#msg993634

[ckmk47]

http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/57651#comments
comment  # 64:
Baruch Says:
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December 10th, 2014 at 2:07 pm
@Dan, why don’t you send out a mass text to let everyone know to cancel? That’s the most defective solution most people don’t read the forum.

[EnEl]

http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/57651#comments
comment  # 64:
Baruch Says:
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December 10th, 2014 at 2:07 pm
@Dan, why don’t you send out a mass text to let everyone know to cancel? That’s the most defective solution most people don’t read the forum.

I feel like that guy was using the "speak to text" feature. It's the only way a mistake like that would happen, right?

[username]

Freudian Slip.

[MC]

Stupidity? Ignorance?

[username]

Russian Rubels low = extremely discounted tickets!!! 

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http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=47981.msg1000008#msg1000008

[Dr Moose]

I've always wanted to put AJK in this thread. even though it's not such a big deal, it's a mistake nonetheless:

Well I got the 10 inch, and when it arrived, my wife and I both agreed it was way to large to be used on shabbas for our challah knife, so we exchanged for the 8 inch.

I'm no knife aficionado, but wow, this thing is good.

[AJK]

I've always wanted to put AJK in this thread. even though it's not such a big deal, it's a mistake nonetheless:

We should make a thread for reading comprehension, too, while we're at it:

This thread is not meant to "out" those that have one or two bad posts.*

This thread is only meant to encourage proper punctuation and grammar for those who consistently and clearly seem to lack it.

Assume three or more posts establishes a pattern of bad behavior.

*Unless the post itself is so egregious that it deserves a post here, despite there not being a "pattern" of abuse.

[Achas Veachas]