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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1320 on: September 28, 2023, 12:46:54 PM »
Received this in a FWD yesterday. Gadlus!



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1321 on: September 28, 2023, 02:08:28 PM »
Quote from: NTorch on September 28, 2023, 12:46:54 PM
Received this in a FWD yesterday. Gadlus!




Credit where it is due:
https://twitter.com/sfeksfAiKa/status/1706866752158609841

ETA: Also, this is way too good to be in this thread
« Last Edit: September 28, 2023, 02:17:37 PM by Yehuda57 »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1322 on: September 28, 2023, 02:29:06 PM »
Quote from: NTorch on September 28, 2023, 12:46:54 PM
Received this in a FWD yesterday. Gadlus!



nebach to whoever came up with that in middle of the avoda
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1323 on: September 28, 2023, 02:34:45 PM »
Quote from: herb on September 28, 2023, 02:29:06 PM
nebach to whoever came up with that in middle of the avoda
He got flagged for a לצנו violation
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1324 on: October 04, 2023, 09:47:08 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1325 on: October 06, 2023, 10:45:56 AM »
Quote from: joe1234 on October 04, 2023, 11:08:20 PM
The only way it stays up is with an air pump, which means it's not עומד ברוח מצויה....
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1326 on: October 11, 2023, 10:56:09 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1327 on: October 12, 2023, 12:19:35 AM »
Quote from: koplonko on October 06, 2023, 10:45:56 AM

Thanks for enabling me to like my own joke.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1328 on: October 12, 2023, 01:10:49 AM »
I hereby redub this war ... the 8th Day war.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1330 on: October 14, 2023, 08:26:17 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1336 on: November 07, 2023, 09:35:50 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1337 on: November 07, 2023, 11:02:09 AM »
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« Reply #1338 on: November 08, 2023, 12:08:03 PM »
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