Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 237302 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1220 on: July 12, 2023, 02:16:32 PM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1221 on: July 13, 2023, 12:41:11 AM »
Quote from: free123cc on July 07, 2023, 07:09:30 PM
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I'd stay far away from SUBs. considering what happened with the ocean gate titan

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1222 on: July 13, 2023, 05:06:54 AM »


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Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1223 on: July 16, 2023, 04:17:46 AM »


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Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1224 on: July 17, 2023, 10:46:50 AM »




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1225 on: July 18, 2023, 05:24:57 AM »




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Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1226 on: July 18, 2023, 07:48:13 AM »


And then what do they do?

They post posts.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1227 on: July 18, 2023, 09:41:37 AM »
And then what do they do?

They post posts.
And they put it in the trunk
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1228 on: July 20, 2023, 04:05:00 AM »
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Yes. This is the number! Thank you!!
Perfect for Bain HaZmanim!!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1229 on: July 20, 2023, 09:42:01 AM »
Just in time for the 9 days




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1230 on: July 20, 2023, 10:08:46 AM »


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Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1231 on: July 21, 2023, 04:16:44 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1232 on: July 21, 2023, 12:05:58 PM »



Must not be using DD.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1233 on: July 21, 2023, 02:59:23 PM »


don’t worry, just roll with it.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1234 on: July 21, 2023, 03:10:08 PM »
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1235 on: July 23, 2023, 09:55:24 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1236 on: July 28, 2023, 03:08:27 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1237 on: July 28, 2023, 05:51:04 PM »
In case you need some humor for the Shabbos table



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1238 on: July 30, 2023, 06:07:00 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1239 on: July 30, 2023, 12:59:08 PM »
What do you call a walking mosquito ?

An itch-hiker