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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1300 on: September 14, 2023, 12:45:50 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1302 on: September 18, 2023, 09:23:46 AM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1303 on: September 18, 2023, 09:53:30 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1304 on: September 18, 2023, 09:57:05 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1305 on: September 18, 2023, 10:14:30 AM »
Quote from: NTorch on September 18, 2023, 09:23:46 AM


Quote from: ~King Lake~ on September 18, 2023, 09:53:30 AM
A day to late

We don't do Tashlich on YT so timing is good for us.

But I did try to hook everyone up with a Tashlich pun last week

Quote from: NTorch on September 13, 2023, 10:15:20 AM
Tashlich pun?


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1306 on: September 18, 2023, 10:17:23 AM »
Quote from: yungermanchik on September 18, 2023, 09:57:05 AM
And a deer with no eyes?

No Idear

And a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1307 on: September 18, 2023, 01:37:16 PM »
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I sure hope not.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1308 on: September 19, 2023, 04:28:35 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1311 on: September 22, 2023, 09:50:14 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1312 on: September 22, 2023, 12:21:31 PM »
Quote from: ~King Lake~ on September 22, 2023, 09:50:14 AM


Only Michelin star rated food is served on that
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1313 on: September 22, 2023, 12:25:32 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on September 22, 2023, 12:21:31 PM
Only Michelin star rated food is served on that
Wow, these puns are very tiring...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1314 on: September 22, 2023, 12:35:08 PM »
Quote from: JMHO on September 22, 2023, 12:25:32 PM
Wow, these puns are very tiring...

You should tread lightly around them
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1315 on: September 22, 2023, 12:43:39 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on September 22, 2023, 12:35:08 PM
You should tread lightly around them

My mind is always spinning to churn out these puns, but they mostly fall flat, leaving my ego deflated. Though getting validation from online strangers pumps up my confidence, giving me he drive to bounce some more ideas around without pressure.

Where is the pre Yom Kippur mechilah thread?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1316 on: September 22, 2023, 12:46:37 PM »
I think it's time to retire these jokes... They're not gaining much traction anyway....or are we just getting pumped up?
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1317 on: September 22, 2023, 01:48:29 PM »
Quote from: JMHO on September 22, 2023, 12:46:37 PM
I think it's time to retire these jokes... They're not gaining much traction anyway....or are we just getting pumped up?
I we just need to balance these jokes, or maybe just have a good rotation
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1318 on: September 22, 2023, 02:53:34 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1319 on: September 22, 2023, 06:43:12 PM »
Quote from: lcm on September 22, 2023, 01:48:29 PM
I we just need to balance these jokes, or maybe just have a good rotation
My head is spinning from all this punny jokes
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