Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 237323 times)

Live N Learn · « **Reply #1280 on:** August 27, 2023, 02:25:38 AM »

What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

ian.

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1281 on:** August 27, 2023, 11:43:19 AM »

mevinyavin · « **Reply #1282 on:** August 28, 2023, 09:14:35 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1283 on:** August 28, 2023, 09:59:39 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1284 on:** August 29, 2023, 09:38:54 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1285 on:** August 30, 2023, 09:49:31 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1286 on:** August 31, 2023, 09:22:42 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1287 on:** September 01, 2023, 09:27:35 AM »

~King Lake~ · « **Reply #1288 on:** September 01, 2023, 09:53:25 AM »

Was searching online for puns on ices, but then my computer froze…

TimT · « **Reply #1289 on:** September 01, 2023, 04:13:13 PM »

I told my wife that I can’t stand doing the dishes.
She brought me a chair.

NTorch · « **Reply #1290 on:** September 05, 2023, 09:37:13 AM »

yungermanchik · « **Reply #1291 on:** September 05, 2023, 03:29:06 PM »

What is a Ploblem?

A Ploblem is when your Flied Lice has more flies than lice.

joe1234 · « **Reply #1292 on:** September 05, 2023, 09:18:33 PM »

Was searching online for puns on ices, but then my computer froze…

better than a complete meltdown....

HudZ · « **Reply #1293 on:** September 05, 2023, 09:38:35 PM »

What advice do you give to someone who buys a new pillow?

Sleep on it.

ExGingi · « **Reply #1294 on:** September 06, 2023, 07:47:54 AM »

HudZ · « **Reply #1295 on:** September 07, 2023, 08:12:28 PM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1296 on:** September 11, 2023, 09:14:02 AM »

Just in time for Rosh Hashanah

Euclid · « **Reply #1297 on:** September 11, 2023, 09:18:05 AM »

Just in time for Rosh Hashanah

finny

NTorch · « **Reply #1298 on:** September 12, 2023, 10:08:39 AM »

NTorch · « **Reply #1299 on:** September 13, 2023, 10:15:20 AM »

Tashlich pun?