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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1560 on: April 01, 2024, 11:17:31 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on April 01, 2024, 08:07:19 PM
Don't recommend. I was once at a party in space. It was missing the whole atmosphere.
It was probably because nobody grasped the gravity of the situation.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1561 on: April 01, 2024, 11:22:20 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1562 on: April 02, 2024, 11:33:55 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on April 01, 2024, 08:07:19 PM
Don't recommend. I was once at a party in space. It was missing the whole atmosphere.
(Got another one) Nah, it'll be out of this world...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1563 on: April 03, 2024, 11:55:21 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1564 on: April 04, 2024, 09:57:40 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1565 on: April 04, 2024, 10:15:07 AM »
P78% of statistics are false.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1566 on: April 08, 2024, 11:46:35 AM »
Going with a space theme today

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1567 on: April 08, 2024, 04:46:11 PM »
Our office is going digital, but it's getting out of hand. I was looking for paper clips but was told that as of today they only offer eclipse
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1568 on: April 08, 2024, 04:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on April 08, 2024, 04:46:11 PM
Our office is going digital, but it's getting out of hand. I was looking for paper clips but was told that as of today they only offer eclipse
Truly painful groan, a perfect number 1. Great job.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1569 on: April 08, 2024, 05:06:23 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on April 08, 2024, 04:57:47 PM
Truly painful groan, a perfect number 1. Great job.
:-)

Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 26, 2024, 10:31:20 AM
One of the most reluctant likes I've ever given. Well done
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1570 on: April 08, 2024, 10:56:02 PM »
NTorch, this is for you-

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1571 on: April 09, 2024, 07:14:54 AM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 08, 2024, 10:56:02 PM
NTorch, this is for you-

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

That’s a really good dad joke/pun :D
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1572 on: April 10, 2024, 01:03:23 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1573 on: April 10, 2024, 01:58:41 PM »
Reminds me of- What are fish without eyes called?

Fsh.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1574 on: April 10, 2024, 03:27:17 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 10, 2024, 01:58:41 PM
Reminds me of- What are fish without eyes called?

Fsh.
(Sounds much better when done verbally)
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1575 on: April 10, 2024, 08:48:59 PM »
A husband comes home after a hard day's work and is greeted by his wife at the front door.

She tells him she has good news and bad news about their new car.

The husband says: “OK, — so give me the good news.”

His wife replies: “The good news is, the airbags work!”

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1576 on: April 11, 2024, 09:26:19 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1577 on: April 11, 2024, 11:41:41 AM »
Where do young trees go to school?

ElemenTree School!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1578 on: April 11, 2024, 04:42:51 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 11, 2024, 11:41:41 AM
Where do young trees go to school?

ElemenTree School!
ElmTree
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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