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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4200 on: October 13, 2016, 10:06:53 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 13, 2016, 10:02:52 PM
Is he even on the ballot in your state?

I know in New York he is registered as a write in candidate.

He has a map on his website
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4201 on: October 13, 2016, 10:10:43 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4202 on: October 13, 2016, 10:14:43 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 13, 2016, 10:06:53 PM
I know in New York he is registered as a write in candidate.

He has a map on his website
Oh, and in NY any individual vote counts :P
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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4203 on: October 13, 2016, 10:17:16 PM »
Quote from: elit on October 13, 2016, 10:10:43 PM
No chance.

According to 538 there is between 1 and 3 percent chance...

Don't worry, I know it's not happening, but it would be cool if he's the first third party candidate to win a state since Wallace
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4204 on: October 13, 2016, 10:21:26 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 13, 2016, 10:17:16 PM
According to 538 there is between 1 and 3 percent chance...

Don't worry, I know it's not happening, but it would be cool if he's the first third party candidate to win a state since Wallace
Those percentages are so dumb. They're completely arbitrary and because they give a percentage it sounds all scientific
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4205 on: October 13, 2016, 10:41:47 PM »
Quote from: elit on October 13, 2016, 10:21:26 PM
Those percentages are so dumb. They're completely arbitrary and because they give a percentage it sounds all scientific
Now for some real scientific numbers look at the poll on this thread. DJT holds an absolute majority, even when counting the non-voters  ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4206 on: October 13, 2016, 11:23:10 PM »
Trump leads by just 4% in Texas (47% to 43%) in a new SUSA poll. (Romney won by 16%.) https://t.co/fBJyNLjylh

Let that sink in.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4207 on: October 13, 2016, 11:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on October 13, 2016, 11:23:10 PM
Trump leads by just 4% in Texas (47% to 43%) in a new SUSA poll. (Romney won by 16%.) https://t.co/fBJyNLjylh

Let that sink in.
It is amazing how they will distort the polling data to get it to show what they want.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4209 on: October 14, 2016, 03:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on October 13, 2016, 08:47:56 PM
Reading some of the comments on this thread I am lead to believe that frum Jews in 2016 think they are white. All I can say is זכר ימות עולם בינו שנות דור ודור שאל אביך ויגדך זקניך ויאמרו לך
Quote from: Freddie on October 13, 2016, 09:00:03 PM
Ok how about I see if anybody else understands and if not I will bli neder spell it all out.
How about a translation first since Google messed it up?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4210 on: October 14, 2016, 03:39:01 AM »
Quote from: yoohoo on October 13, 2016, 09:25:52 PM
Can't wait for Nov 9th so this thread can end.
Bec nobody is going to discuss the elections the day after, right?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4211 on: October 14, 2016, 07:49:48 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on October 14, 2016, 03:09:20 AM
How about a translation first since Google messed it up?
Deuteronomy 32:7
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« Reply #4212 on: October 14, 2016, 08:12:01 AM »
Quote from: avadah on October 14, 2016, 03:39:01 AM
Bec nobody is going to discuss the elections the day after, right?
At the rate we are going? no one will.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Quote from: yoohoo on October 13, 2016, 09:25:52 PM
Can't wait for Nov 9th so this thread can end.
On Nov 10th we will have a a whole bunch of I told you so etc posts about how bh Hilary won, or I told you DJT lost before this even started. People will make epic quotes of Everytime someone said DJT will win.

Then for the next 4 years all of the other people will be posting how Hilary is literally Hitler and destroying this country and so bad for Israel. If only we would of elected Trump...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4216 on: October 14, 2016, 08:27:22 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on October 14, 2016, 08:25:03 AM
Click bait.
+1 though still an interesting theory
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4218 on: October 14, 2016, 08:52:24 AM »
Quote from: Eliyohu on October 14, 2016, 08:27:22 AM
+1 though still an interesting theory
in what way?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4219 on: October 14, 2016, 08:54:20 AM »
Quote from: Eliyohu on October 14, 2016, 08:27:22 AM
+1 though still an interesting theory
Why didn't they say that when he says the media hates him? Isn't the media also run by the elders?

They just took some quote from him and quotes from other people and claim that's what he is saying.
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