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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3982447 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4480 on: October 20, 2016, 01:13:46 AM »
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.@cubs are crushing @dodgers by such a margin tonight that LA will grudgingly be forced to accept legitimacy of outcome.
After that call at home plate many will rightfully be saying the game was rigged.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4481 on: October 20, 2016, 01:14:42 AM »
Please explain what kind of voters you think Trump has who would riot and why you think so. Please also explain what basis you have for saying that the only reason there were no riots was because Gore conceded.
You took it the wrong way. Trumps real supporters have stood behind him like no other candidate ever. With everything that he said ( and is accused of doing) the answer is always "the media" etc. If Trump looses and refuses to concede because of a "Rigged election" they will back him 100% because they believe that the system is rigged.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4482 on: October 20, 2016, 01:14:48 AM »
After that call at home plate many will rightfully be saying the game was rigged.
I didn't see the game. I thought it was a good line.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4484 on: October 20, 2016, 01:16:43 AM »
You took it the wrong way. Trumps real supporters have stood behind him like no other candidate ever. With everything that he said ( and is accused of doing) the answer is always "the media" etc. If Trump looses and refuses to concede because of a "Rigged election" they will back him 100% because they believe that the system is rigged.
You still did not explain how that would lead to riots. Your word not mine.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4485 on: October 20, 2016, 01:20:33 AM »
I didn't see the game. I thought it was a good line.
It was.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4486 on: October 20, 2016, 01:21:14 AM »
But it is the conservatives who can't accept others.....
Nobody likes to accept opposing viewpoints. I thought it was a nice letter.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4487 on: October 20, 2016, 01:25:11 AM »
Nobody likes to accept opposing viewpoints. I thought it was a nice letter.
There is a difference between accept opposing viewpoints and accepting people who have opposing viewpoints.

It was a nice letter, but when was the last time you saw conservatives try to make someone lose a non political position over a political donation? With the liberals it is fairly common. This is why the so called shy trump voter probably does exist but likely not to an extent to be able to move the polls unless it is very close.

Oh no now Baruch is going to say again that I believe in rigged polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4489 on: October 20, 2016, 02:00:02 AM »
Here are my favorite lines from tonight. (All from Trump.)

"Something happened recently where Justice Ginsburg made some very inappropriate statements toward me and toward a tremendous number of people, many, many millions of people that I represent, and she was forced to apologize and apologize she did. But these were statements that should never ever have been made.”

“We have some bad hombres here and we’re going to get them out.”

“If that’s the last jobs report for the election, I should win the election easily.”

“I didn’t even apologize to my wife, who is sitting right there."

“Nobody has more respect for women than me. Nobody."

"I’ll keep you in suspense, okay?"

“Have you seen what’s happened to Aleppo? OK, so it hasn’t fallen. Take a look at it.”

“Such a nasty woman."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4490 on: October 20, 2016, 02:31:58 AM »
People are saying Hillary wasn't supposed to divulge our nuclear response time to tens of millions of people. Not sure if that's true.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4491 on: October 20, 2016, 09:38:12 AM »
Together with saying twice how those polls are better. How is that a claim at all? Look around this thread and you will see that I do not make the rigged poll claim. You are as bad and ridiculous as the opinion checkers.
I'm sorry for quoting you. It made me bad and ridiculous. (At least I'm not deplorable like you  :) )

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4492 on: October 20, 2016, 10:25:07 AM »
Why is trump wining the poll here on DDF with big numbers and in the polls he is losing big?(maybe because of the people here are not educated as trump wins big by them? I don't think so)

Because for various complex reasons that would make a fascinating article, this is representative of the numbers among frum Jews today.
I don't think it's anything more complicated then you're typical frum jew will vote based on logic/gemara kupp than emotion and through a completely emotionally detached vote based on logic not emotions and "principle" it's a pretty "simple" choice made with a heavy heart

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4493 on: October 20, 2016, 11:04:48 AM »
I don't think it's anything more complicated then you're typical frum jew will vote based on logic/gemara kupp than emotion and through a completely emotionally detached vote based on logic not emotions and "principle" it's a pretty "simple" choice made with a heavy heart

You made me spit my drink.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4494 on: October 20, 2016, 11:59:31 AM »
The irony is that HRC is infinitely better for the frum community as far as benefits and tax policy for large families goes.




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4495 on: October 20, 2016, 12:07:23 PM »
HRC did not accept the outcome of the 2000 election. Said it was rigged.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441269/hillary-clinton-2002-george-w-bush-was-selected-not-elected
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4496 on: October 20, 2016, 12:07:31 PM »


“Such a nasty woman."
Just curious why is that line one that sticks out, what about what she said to make him say it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4497 on: October 20, 2016, 12:10:28 PM »
I don't think it's anything more complicated then you're typical frum jew will vote based on logic/gemara kupp than emotion and through a completely emotionally detached vote based on logic not emotions and "principle" it's a pretty "simple" choice made with a heavy heart
Thus is definitely one of the funniest comments I've seen on DDF.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4498 on: October 20, 2016, 12:13:29 PM »
Just curious why is that line one that sticks out, what about what she said to make him say it

You mean "if he doesn't find a way to get out of it"? Those words?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are very young. Nobody, I repeat nobody, in the history of televised presidential debates ever called their opponent such names. It's unprecedented and I am sad that so few people even realize it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4499 on: October 20, 2016, 12:14:17 PM »
Just curious why is that line one that sticks out, what about what she said to make him say it
Exactly! They grab onto anything to "prove" that he doesn't respect woman.